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As more funny things happen in my life, this part of the site will no doubt become better.
Basically, one day I decided to Instant Message (IM) an email address, for the English ska-punk band [spunge]. Their music isn't really unbearable, I suppose, so if they read this - it's your fucking manager that's the prick.
Most of the time, I believe musicians should be approachable and that bands shouldn't have managers. The more independent bands are, the better. Anyway, I had a brief coneversation with who I thought was one of the band...then when I realised it was their manager, well...!
Bry leech: Hi. You’re [spunge], that fuckin band that’s on kerrang TV all the time, aren’t you?
Spunge UK: I'm their manager and I'm very busy right now if that's OK.
Bry leech: Hey, you cunts, you’re on Channel 4 as well – during the commercial breaks. You really are sell out bastards. Do you like seeing your ass on MTV2 all the time? Prick?
Bry leech: Come back here, you corporate whores!
So, pissed off, I told the man who can (piss people off) - my mate Kenny! He used his own devices to, well, read on...
Kenny789: Spunge are shite.
Spunge UK: Why put them as buddies then?
Kenny789: Do you know bry leech?
Spunge UK: He's just been messaging me.
Kenny789: IM him and tell him he is gay!
Kenny789: Have you done that?
Spunge UK: NO! Grow up!
Kenny789: No, you grow up! Your band is shit!
Spunge UK: That's why a starstruck twat like you has us on your buddy list.
Kenny789: I do not! How the fuck would you know?
Kenny789: Anyway.
Kenny789: Bry leech told me.
Spunge UK: Doh!!! Because you're messaging me! Twat.
Kenny789: You are a dick.
Spunge UK: Go back to playing with yourself.
Kenny789: You are a total dick weed.
Spunge UK: Yawn.
Kenny789: Dick!
Spunge UK: Tired of twats.
Kenny789: So you're tired of yourself!
Spunge UK: Anyway, fuck off I've got work to do.
Kenny789: So do I!
Kenny789: Pissing you off!
Not very funny, you think? Well piss off off of this page! The first time I saw what Kenny said, I couldn't move for laughing!
Shite joke.
What's the difference between pussy and parsley? No one eats parsley.
If you have anything funny to put on here, send it to me!
Email: BRYLEECH@AOL.COM