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The Nonsense Board Adventure Part 2: Attack of the Omochao.
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Rob, Darkwolf&Shadow: *White with FEAR*
Shadow: Omochao...
Darkwolf: We...
Rob: Should really...
Shadow: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*R&D&S sprint away from the advancing tidal wave of omochao*
Our heroes have begun their valiant quest to christen the Nonsense Board, but are about to be waylaid by Omochao!
Shadow: Geez, you think?
Omochao 1: One plus one is fun on a bun!
Omochao 2: To get out of the quicksand, get out of the quicksand!
Darkwolf: *Buried under about 10 Omochao, all attacking him with bits of useless info*
Omochao's: Did you know that to jump, you need legs?
Rob: *Having useless bits of info fired at him*
Luckily, the bits of info don't hit anything.
Anything: Phew! They didn't hit me!
Unfortnately, they hit Rob.
Rob: Heeeeeeelllllllllllpppppppp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............*carried away on a wave of Omochao*
Shadow: We've got to save Rob!
Darkwolf: *sigh*
Shadow: What?
Darkwolf: It was only last chapter he was killing you repeatedly.
Shadow: So? NEVER LOSE A MAN, DARKWOLF!
Darkwolf: OK, OK, just don't get anymore army-like on me.
(Action Stage: Omochao Fortress)
(Controls for Shadow and Darkwolf:
Control Stick: Move.
C Stick: Insanity Block (use when attacked by Omochao)
A: Jump.
B: Switch Manager.
X: Hold to lock on. Release to blow up stuff.
L/R: Rotate Camera.
Special Controls:
Y: Kill.
Z: Maim.)
Shadow: Alright, who turned this into a Sonic Adventure 2 Parody?
Darkwolf: You did. You're the *dramatic drumroll* AUTHOR!!
Shadow: *Thinks*
Darkwolf: Well, that's not a regular occurence.
Shadow: Shut up and behold my Author powers! AUTHOR CONTROL!!!!
Darkwolf: Ok, this is really starting to turn into SA2.
Suddenly, Shadow's AUTHOR CONTROL warped them to the Omochao Fortress! You know, the supposedly SECRET one that is, in fact, surrounded by HUNDREDS of searchlights and noisy stuff, right in the middle of a desert.
Shadow&Darkwolf: *Pull out HUGE MiB Style wepons. Well, Darkwolf does.*
Shadow: *Holding up Noisy Cricket* What the hell is this? *Shows to Darkwolf*
Darkwolf: Woah! Don't point that at me!
Shadow: Ok then. Anyway, I have a much better idea where to point it...
Shadow fires the Noisy Cricket at the Omochao Fortress gates. The recoil flings him into a nearby oasis, and the gates don't even budge. He climbs out, coughing
Darkwolf: Not even a scratch!
Shadow: *Goes pale* They must be...
Darkwolf: No... they can't be...
They both see the hideous face on the gates, and it's logo underneath.
S and D: BILL GATES!!!!!!!
Shadow: They're supposed to be invunerable.
Darkwolf: Not a scratch with the Cricket.
Shadow: *Pulls up sleeves and pulls out the Green Chaos Emerald*
Darkwolf: May I ask where the HELL you got that?
Shadow: I'm an AUTHOR, so I accumulate a lot of junk.
Darkwolf: *Is still staring at him*
Shadow: OK, OK, I stole it from Shadow the Hedgehog so he wouldn't be able to use Chaos Control, and that's why he died at the end of SA2!! Feel happy?
Darkwolf: *Snigger*
Shadow: Whatever. AUTHOR CONTROL!!
Shadow uses his AUTHOR CONTROL not to blast open the Bill Gates, but to create a plot hole. This allows them quick acces to the inside to the base...
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