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The Nonsense Board Adventure Part 1: The Not-So Smart Beginning.
  Authors Note: Anything which is not owned by us, is owned by their respective owners.
In the beginning, the was the Stow Zone, and the 3 lazy people who made it. Rather half-arsed, I could say-
Shadow, Rob & Darkwolf: HEY!
Anyways, These 3 managers saw what they had made, and decided to add some nonsense to it-
Roald Dahl: A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wiest men.
Shaddup! Anyway, they made the board (by saying, "Let there be nonsense!"), and deceided to christen it.
Shadow: Darkwolf's Idea.
Darkwolf: Rob's.
Rob: Shadow's.
But they found out that to do that, they had to get some water from the Christening Shrine of Christening-ness, which was a loooooooooooooooong way away. And so, our plucky managerial heroes go on a valiant quest to christen the Nonsense board...
Rob: WTF?
Darkwolf: Just play along.
*Rob thinks*
Shadow: Now there's something you don't see every day.
Rob: *thwacks Shadow on the head*
Shadow: Ow. ;_;
Darkwolf: GAHHH!! ANIME FACES!! *runs off and jumps off........
Shadow: Jumps off what?
Jumps off...
A CAT!! DUN DUN DUN!!!
Shadow: *Dies from insanity overload*
Rob: *Looks at something behind him* Is this a fridge?
Shadow: *Comes back to life*
Darkwolf: Hey, how'd he do that?
Rob: Well, I said 'Is this a fridge' and...
Shadow: *Dies*
Rob&Darkwolf: 0_o Oooooooookay....
*Darkwolf thinks*
Darkwolf: BY JOVE I'VE GOT IT!!
Rob: Got what?
Darkwolf: Say 'fridge'.
Rob: Okay....fridge.
Shadow: *Comes back to life*
Darkwolf: MY THESIS IS CORRECT!! EAT THAT EINSTEIN!!!
Shadow: You mean, when Rob says 'fridge' I die/come back to life?
Darkwolf: YES!!
Rob: *Evil grin*
Shadow: Uh, Rob, why are you looking at me like that?
Rob: Fridge.
Shadow: *Dies*
Rob: Fridge.
Shadow: *Comes back to life*
Rob: Fridge.
Shadow: *Dies*
Rob: Fridge.
Shadow: *Comes back to life*
Darkwolf: Rob, stop that-
Rob: Fridge.
Shadow: *Dies*
Rob: Fridge.
Shadow: *Comes back to life*
Darkwolf: Rob, stoppit you spungo-
Rob: *Dies*
Shadow: Waitaminnit-
Darkwolf: Spungo.
Rob: *Comes back to life*
Darkwolf&Shadow: *Look at each other and grin evilly*
Rob: 0_0 eep.
And so, Rob runs off, periodically dieing from Darkwolf and Shadow saying 'Spungo'. And so ends the first episode of our adventure, where our heroes did nothing but kill each other by saying strange words. Idiots.
Author's Note: What did you think? Read and review! All flames will be used to heat my room (it's been getting chilly in there).
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