today's joke
Mood:  mischievious
Now Playing: I can't drive 55
Topic: joke
A priest and a bus driver

A priest and a bus driver both died and went to heaven at the same time. They get to the pearly gates where St. Peter greets them. He motions to the priest, and they both hop in a jeep and go out the back door. There are about 50 acres of rolling hills with a little cottage on the knoll. St. Peter turns to the priest and says "This will be yours for eternity. A perfect little cottage, right next to a wishing well. Anything you wish on that wishing well will come true guarantied." The priest says, "Oh, thank you so much. This I shall enjoy!" St. Peter drops off the priest, goes back to the pearly gates and motions to the bus driver. They hop in a stretch limo and go out the front door. There are about 500 acres of land, with mountains and lakes and rivers. There is a huge castle on one of the mountains with about 200 rooms. St. Peter says "This will be yours for eternity. You can live in that castle with servants to wait on you hand and foot, and you can have everything you want." The bus driver looks and St. Peter and says "Well, now, don't think I'm not grateful, but shouldn't the priest get all this, not me? Shouldn't I get the cottage and 50 acres instead?" St. Peter just laughs and says "The reason you get all this is because when the priest preached, everyone fell asleep. Now, when you drove your bus, people prayed!"

joke for yesterday
Mood:  mischievious
Topic: joke
Penguin Delivery Service


One day, a bus driver is on his route, when he runs across a delivery van stranded at the side of the road. The van driver, who works for the zoo, pleads with the bus driver to do him a favor. He offers a $100 bill to the bus driver to help him deliver a truckload of penguins to the zoo. Agreeing, the bus driver proceeds to load two dozen penguins onto his bus. Then, off they drive towards the zoo. An hour later, the delivery driver gets his van fixed and heads off to the zoo to catch up with his delivery. As he?s driving down the road, he sees the bus driver and the busload of penguins heading in the opposite direction. He turns his van around and chases him, catches up to the bus and pulls over them onto the side of the road. He asks the bus driver, "I thought I gave you a $100 dollars to go and take the penguins to the zoo for me!" "Calm down," the bus driver says, "I took the penguins to the zoo. We had change left over, so now I'm taking them to the movies!"

true story
Mood:  chatty
Topic: driving adventures
This is a true story. It was told to me by another driver. i hope those drivers don't mind i repeat this story it is just too cute not to share.
A driver was doing his regular run and another in uniform was riding with him to get another bus.
at some point in the trip the driver who was riding went back to use the bathroom. on the way back he said hi to a little boy whose eyes got very big. when he came back up he again said hi and asked him how he was doing and if he was having a good trip. the little boy said yes. then asked who was driving. he just smiled at the boy and said oh i guess i better get back up there huh?
I wonder if his mom, who was with the boy, ever explained it to him. :)

just starting
hello,
just getting started with this. am hoping that it connects to the site and thus i can share my thoughts instead of just adding links and all that stuff. so....we'll see. this is a start though. still work in progress.
more later
kristie