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Saturday, 29 July 2006
put it into perspective
Mood:  caffeinated
Topic: driving adventures
for all of you who have never driven a bus of any kind, i will try here to put into perspective for you.

i am sure all of you have been either to the grocery store or walmart. all kinds of people in there.
grab a cart and start pushing it around.(one that has one of those wheels that squeek). now put behind you about 14 senior citizens ( some are married and some are alone). as you go on looking for more to buy add about 10 teenagers and 10 kids (make sure one of those kids are about the age where they ask for everything in the store). then add 14 single adults. now you can't forget that couple with 3 kids who are crying for something and a baby who is happily sleeping but as you get to the check out line wakes up very hungery.
make sure that you remember to get everything on your list, keep your eye on all of them, don't run into anyone or hit anything or know over the stacks of cans in the middle of the isle. did anyone speed past you and cut you off trying to get to the isle you are going to next? did anyone pop around a corner or did a child come run up from behind you to get at the chocolate milk? did you miss your turn and have to go back for the ketchup? did anyone fall off the cart? can you hear the cashier----how much do you owe? now go out to the parking lot and let everyone off and go to their own cars. (don't let em trip or fall off. make sure everyone had a good ride with you. also make sure nobody gets hit by that car trying to park next to you or the one that is backing out. did anyone get left behind or did someone forget anything. remember during this whole time----one mistake can mean real property damage, injury or death.
how did you do?
was that a little too much?
try doing that everyday.....too much fun.:)

Posted by planet/pettydriver at 10:31 PM CDT
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