10 clues youre dating a bus driver
Mood:  mischievious
Topic: joke
10 clues you're dating or married to a bus driver

10. If he/she pre-trips the family car, daily.

9. If he/she reaches for a microphone, to speak to you.

8. If he/she waves with a smile, at all crossing guards.

7. If he/she has an emergency evacuation twice a year, when riding the Harley.

6. If he/she parks the car in the bus loading zone, during P.T.A. meetings.

5. If he/she has you sign off the pre-trip book, before you drive his/her pickup.

4. You're probably married to a special education bus driver if he/she only waits two minutes, for you to get out to the car.

3. If he/she writes up her/his children for bad behavior, in the family mini-van.

2. if he/she asks for a route sheet, to take you shopping.

1. if he/she stops at all railroad crossings with the emergency flashers on, in his/her clunker.