Wednesday, 27 September 2006 - 8:31 PM CDT

Just call me Twinkles for short!!!!!!!!!!hehhehehehhe
"M" "L" Miller

Friday, 29 September 2006 - 8:36 AM CDT

Twanna,
It was great to see you again this weekend. I really wanted to comment on what you said about Miller. You acted surprised that the "Big Guy" was so agile on the dance floor. Well, it was always amazing to me that a guy that bowed up could be so quick with his feet and and co-ordinated on the football field. I used to sit back from my place on the bench and watch in awe. As you and most people know, I was a track star, so that means that I was very fast, and especially at long distances, but, I really enjoyed watching the guy play athletics, even more than competing in track meets myself.. My soph, jr, and sr. years at OPHS were the best 6 years of my life and I just wanted to tell everyone how much I enjoyed seeing them.
Yours truly,
Big Al

Friday, 29 September 2006 - 6:02 PM CDT

ATTENTION ALL CLASSMATE: THE ABOVE COMMENTS ARE THOSE OF AN IMPOSTER AND NOT ME. EVERYONE KNOWS I GOT THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL IN FIVE YEARS NOT SIX. I DON'T KNOW WHO WROTE THOSE LIES BUT THE USUAL SUSPECTS ARE MILLER, HARDIN AND COHN. I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE KICKED THERE RATHER LARGE ARSES WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE. AND COME ON, MILLER CO-ORDINATED AND QUICK FOOTED? WOULD I TELL AN OBIVIOUS LIE LIKE THAT? WELL, NEVER MIND THAT. THE ONLY TRUE PART IS THAT I DID ENJOY SEEING EVERYONE. NOW WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD? IDENTIFY YOURSELF.

The true Big Al

Friday, 29 September 2006 - 6:03 PM CDT

ATTENTION ALL CLASSMATE: THE ABOVE COMMENTS ARE THOSE OF AN IMPOSTER AND NOT ME. EVERYONE KNOWS I GOT THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL IN FIVE YEARS NOT SIX. I DON'T KNOW WHO WROTE THOSE LIES BUT THE USUAL SUSPECTS ARE MILLER, HARDIN AND COHN. I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE KICKED THERE RATHER LARGE ARSES WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE. AND COME ON, MILLER CO-ORDINATED AND QUICK FOOTED? WOULD I TELL AN OBIVIOUS LIE LIKE THAT? WELL, NEVER MIND THAT. THE ONLY TRUE PART IS THAT I DID ENJOY SEEING EVERYONE. NOW WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD? IDENTIFY YOURSELF.

The true Big Al

Friday, 29 September 2006 - 6:39 PM CDT

A.T., THERE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN QUESTIONS REGARDING YOUR MENTAL STATUS, AND YES, EVEN RUMORS OF SPLIT PERSONALITY, BUT I COULD NEVER IMAGINE SEEING MULTIPLE POST BY THE SAME PERSON! AND WHATS EVEN MORE BAZAAR, IS THAT YOU'RE BASICALLY MAD AT YOURSELF! IT WAS NICE TO SEE YOU FINALLY PUT INTO PRINT ALL THOSE KIND AND HONEST WORDS FOR SCOTT, THAT YOU NORMALLY SAVE FOR TIMES WHEN ITS JUST OUR CLOSE-KNIT GROUP. NOW DON'T MAKE A BIGGER ASS OUT OF YOURSELF BY TRYING TO RETRACT THEM! YOUR FRIEND, T.H.

Friday, 29 September 2006 - 10:41 PM CDT

Tim and Scott,
I just wanted to apologize to you both and go ahead and admit what I said in my first comment was the way I felt, and it was the truth. I've watched the guy since 6th grade and it always amazed me how agile he was. I usually don't open up so honestly, but my beautiful wife Safiyah told me tonight to stop being my usually assy self and stand up and finally be a man. Scott I did not find a Viagra in your bathroom cabinet, although I do need some and will call Tim tomorrow to see if he can help me. Tim, I'm also sorry what I said about you having Viagra in your golf bag, again Safiyah told me to tell the truth. I just wish that I could be more like you 2 guys, and I would be so proud if ya'll called me your friend.
Sincerely,
Big Al

Sunday, 1 October 2006 - 9:03 PM CDT

People, ignore everything you read on this website. It has been compromised by whoever the heck it is writing lies under my name. I will get to the bottome of this and when I do it won't be so funny for the culprit so whoever yhou are, STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME. Accept yourself for who you are, as depressing as that may be.

The real Alan (not the fake)

Sunday, 1 October 2006 - 9:07 PM CDT

Hardin......THAT WAS NOT ME, DARN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

The real A.T.

Monday, 2 October 2006 - 7:10 PM CDT

TO THOSE PEOPLE OTHER THAN ME, SCOTT, AND ALLEN (I WOULD REPEAT ALLEN'S NAME FOR EACH OF HIS MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES, BUT TO THIS POINT I'M NOT SURE THAT ALL HAVE REVEALED THEMSELVES): I SPEAK FOR SCOTT AND MYSELF WHEN I ASK THAT YOU PLEASE ACCEPT OUR APOLOGY FOR OPENING THIS "CAN OF WORMS" (THOSE OF US CLOSE TO ALLEN) WE KNOW AS ALLEN(S). WE HAVE COME TO ACCEPT ALLEN FOR ALL THE THINGS HE/THEY IS/ARE INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO: NICE/MEAN, COURTEOUS/RUDE, SELF-CENTERED/SELF CENTERED (SORRY ALLENS, BUT YOU ALL KNOW IT'S TRUE). ANYWAY TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE ONE CONSTANT WITH ALLEN, THE FACT THAT HE IS CONFUSED ALL THE TIME AND SHOWS IT MOST OF THE TIME! EVERYBODY, PLEASE TRY TO FORGIVE ALLEN FOR ALL THE CONTRASTING PERSONALITIES! THE TRUTH IS THIS: THEY ARE ALL ALLEN! THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION IN THIS MATTER. SINCERELY TIM HARDIN (AND SCOTT MILLER BY PROXY)

Tuesday, 3 October 2006 - 6:13 AM CDT

forget the proxy, I just got back into town..The point is, the guys a fruitcake.. He writes a beautiful, heartfelt, and may I say a well deserved story under one of his personalities. Then, the next day, another one of his personalities wakes up and goes ballistic on the story that his first personality wrote.. Please Alan, from your oldest and dearest friends, seek help and try and control all of your "little associates" in your head. I have begged you to call Tim and ask him for help. If he can't help you over the counter, he could refer to a knowledgable Doctor that is in the field of Multiple Para Psycho Therapy, and you can still have a good life, what little is left of it..
your friend,
scott

Wednesday, 4 October 2006 - 10:59 PM CDT

So....who doesn't like Fruitcake?