...Pittsburgh sucks... but you knew that already, but heres why!
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Topic: Chat Stupidity
Ups and Downs of Pittsburgh and Western PA:

Chris: why dont bands like us? Is it cause pittsburgh sucks?
Ben: pittsburgh is filled with a bunch of hicks
Chris: ...is that a yes?
Ben: why which bands dont like us
Ben: and yes it is
Ben: only good things about pittsburgh is the clarks and the steelers
Chris: exactly
Ben: and umm
Ben: uhh
Ben: umm
Ben: wdve
Chris: ...well probably not, i mean i'm sure other states have similar stations to wdve
Ben: oh and
Ben: no
Ben: umm
Ben: thats all i got
Ben: did i say the steelers and the clarks
Chris: ...i mean bands have come out of pittsburgh
Chris: but they movied
Ben: like who
Chris: Like Nine inch nails
Ben: all i know is the clarks and donny iris
Ben: oh nin is from here
Chris: yeah
Ben: oh
Ben: oh
Ben: oh
Ben: i know something else about pittsburgh
Ben: wait no
Ben: thats pennslvania
Ben: the dead movies
Ben: and deer hunter
Chris: I forget if Bloodhound Gang is from pittsburgh or or phillidelphia
Ben: probable phli
Chris: the dead movies are close enough to be pittsburgh
Ben: yea
Chris: so thats what 5 things?
Ben: theres another good movie that was filmed here
Ben: i think black sheep
Chris: ...whoo, we got 6 things
Chris: .....thats not that great is it?
Ben: wait
Ben: dogma
Ben: thats it
Ben: not black sheep
Chris: we got bob OConnar!
Ben: oh and sudden death
Ben: i like that movie
Chris: ...yeah, we're fucked, huh?
Ben: and silence of the lambs
Ben: and kingpin
Chris: ...why is it the horror movies and the ones that involve hell and death?
Ben: and robocop
Chris: ..and the band that hated everyone and everything?
Ben: pittsburgh sucks
Chris: ...yeah
Chris: ...robocop sucks
Ben: hey
Ben: i liked the first one
Ben: and the third one
Chris: ...pittsburghese is kinda fun though
Ben: i think
Chris: ...yinz
Ben: yea
Ben: and you cant take a turn on the streets with out seeing a bar
Ben: i think thats us
Ben: im not sure
Ben: i dont go down to pittsburgh
Ben: i hate it there
Chris: well yeah
Chris: you have to drink alot to live there
Chris: another reasion it sucks
Chris: that hell hole spawned the evil being that is Christina Agulara
Ben: wait
Ben: we have alot of closed steel mills
Chris: ..hows that good?
Ben: thinks to throw rocks at
Chris: we have ted danson
Ben: big ben lives here
Chris: /...wait... no i was thinking of charles manson
Chris: who the fuck is ted danson
Ben: hes up for perol next year
Chris: Charles manson? Or ted danson?
Ben: charles manson
Chris: so whos ted danson?
Ben: WIKIPIDI
Chris: we have iron city beer
Ben: hes the guy from becker
Chris: ...is that good? i dont drink
Chris: ew, not becker
Ben: and three men and a baby
Ben: you know the movie you can see a ghost in
Chris: ...that movie still sucks
Ben: and he cheated on his first wife with whoopi goldberg
Ben: man
Chris: ..wow
Chris: low standards
Ben: his first wife was really really ugly then
Chris: whaddabout iron city beer?
Ben: its alright
Ben: haha
Chris: ...we have the clark bar
Chris: I like the clark bar
Ben: you know how everyone says that theres the dead kid in three men and a baby
Chris: yeah?
Ben: its a cardboard cutout of ted danson they forgot to get off stage
Chris: that... or it's charles manson
Chris: ...or sunglare
Chris: ..oh wait
Chris: it seriously IS ted danson
Chris: holy hit
Chris: *shit
Chris: i thought it was a joke
Ben: no they said it was a cardboard cut out of ted danson they forgot to get off stage
Chris: i just read that
Chris: holy fuck
Ben: I KNEW IT
Ben: you know the hanging man in wizard of oz
Ben: no one believed me
Ben: but it is a bird
Chris: I heard that
Ben: people are like no its a stage hand
Ben: or no its a man hanging himself
Ben: and im like no you can clearly tell its a fucking bird
Chris: or no it's ted danson killing himself
Ben: and i must do this
Ben: we need the wizard of oz
Ben: and a dark side of the moon cd
Chris: i heard about that
Ben: i know where to start it now
Ben: you start the cd at the end of the third roar from the mgm lion
Chris: it's ok ben, i'll oput this on the site and reveal your smartyfullness to the world
Ben: wikipedia says it works
Ben: ok
Chris: i know how it works
Chris: i heard it before
Chris: mwahaha
Chris: that guy couldn't ply tinman cause he was allergic
Chris: to the silver paint
Ben: hey you remember sissy right
Ben: dident she look like toto
Chris: kinda
Ben: oh
Ben: and the original toto was a dachshund
Ben: but they changed it to a british terrier becouse a dachshund is some how controversial
Chris: ...when did they change it?
Chris: i kow ted danson is involved
Chris: I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS!
Chris: hey pittsburgh has andy warhol
Chris: ...he painted soup
Chris: pretty soup
Chris: i envy him... he painted random stuff stupid colors using no major amount of skill, and got an entire generation to buy in
Chris: ...just like pop music
Chris: hey did you know we got a basketball team last year?
Chris: oh and you were right, we do have a soccar team called the riverhounds
Chris: i just never payed attention
Chris: ...or cared
Ben: i knew about the riverhounds
Ben: but we have a basketball team?
Ben: whats it called
Chris: as of last year
Ben: the pittsburgh crackers
Chris: no
Chris: the pittsburgh
Chris: wait
Chris: wait
Chris: WAIT FOR IT
Chris: XPLOSION!!!!
Chris: ... i couldn't make that up if i tried
Chris: no E, crocker will hate it
Chris: we also have a womans football team
Ben: i knew that one
Ben: i cant remember the name though
Chris: pittsburgh passion
Ben: and all the woman football players are dykes
Ben: why cant they just have hot chicks run around
Ben: more people will watch
Chris: we're the only state dumb enough to call a building
Chris: The Cathedral of Learnng
Chris: *learning
Ben: but wait
Ben: pittsburgh people are dumb
Chris: true
Ben: pink floyd says that they dident mean to make it sync with the wizard of oz
Chris: ...we have kennywood
Chris: ...and kennywood has the phantom's revenge
Chris: which is tied for the 6th fastest rollercoaster in the world
Chris: and idlewild which... sucks
Chris: ...and sandcatle wich.... sucks as well
Chris: ...and hershey's... which is.... avaiable everywhere so who cares
Ben: theres ceder park
Ben: which has one of the highest roller costers
Chris: ...we have... uhm.... a.. uh... zoo?
Chris: ...whee?
Chris: ..and the PPG aquarium
Chris: ....which.. if your out of state, you dont know what pittsburgh post gazzette is
Chris: and... that makes PPG sound really weird
Chris: 'least thats what i think they mean by PPG
Chris: maybe not, i dont give a fuck
Ben: hooray