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Eye of the Lins guild member:"Alright men--if we all move
at once..."
Luse:"You all die at once." (S-15)
Cassy:"Bye Love...Have fun torturing the human, honey--try not to be too late..." (S-17)
"Sorry about your legs, by the way...if you think I care, I don't. As far as I'm concerned, you should have moved them before my sword...Ah!...Before my sword decided to occupy the same space as they..." (S-17)
Vido:"It seems our captain has pieced
this one out already...guess we can all go home and sleep...uh...as if I TRUST
this dolt to find his crotch with his head already up his ass..." (S-18)
Vido:"Daniels, if this is Sanctuary I'm a little teapot, all right?" (S-18)
Daniels:"Sir? I think it's time for your pill..."
Vido:"Pill?"
Daniels:"Yessir...c'mon now...ahh there we go...better?"
Vido:"mmmmmmmmm..."
Daniels:"Good?"
Vido:"mmmmmmmmm..."
Daniels:"Alrighty...now...we're going to look at a dead person..."
Vido:"mmmmmmm?"
Daniels:"Yes--won't that be nice?" (S-18)
Vido:"Gentlemen...I think I just messed myself." (S-18)
Daniels:"P-Please! I-I'm unarmed! I have a wife...kids..."
Luse:"'My mother needs me...one of my kids is retarded...I meant no harm...
I'm a man of God...I can pay you--any amount you want...I'm too young to die'...I've heard them all, Pig...Now, say goodnight to the sandman!" (S-19)
Thanks to Jody Collinsworth.
Vido:"Oh shit...there is no way to make this look like standard operating procedure..." (S-20)
Hyena:"Ask me one more question and...I fry your partner."
Guard:"Excuse me?"
FZZZZZT! (S-20)
Scuzz:"C'MON! STINK HER OUT!!!! YAAAAH!!!" (S-21)
Tenth:"Shit on a pixie!" (S-22)
"And now for my next trick I will talk in spooky half-references! Sound so mystical! OOOOOOO!" (S-22)
Sanctuary guild member:"Oh, dude...you are, like...so dead." (S-23)
"Those are not good noises...those are bad noises!" (S-23)
"And Bingo was his name-o" (S-23)
Parintachin:"My Lord!! It's like, a whole new phaze of our friendship!!! I'm touched! After three long years he trusts me!!! Mr. Badass elf himself trusts me! After beating me
, shooting me, strangl--"
Luse:"Look, Parintachin, if this is too thrilling for you, I'm sure I could bring you back to reality a little bit...by gun or knife--your choice..." (S-24)
Parintachin:"Would a needle destroy Pamela Anderson's career?" (S-24)
"I felt safer breaking out of prison! Crow!!" (S-24)
"I'm really glad I visited the bathroom before leaving...!" (S-24)
"Yeah...and I'm sure if I'm pronounced "innocent" I'll live a long and happy life after all of this...right?" (S-24)
Cassie:"Silence!...Speak again and I'll put a thousand cuts into you that I know you can live
with but be in a great deal of agony...and slice a thing or two off meanwhile..." (S-25)
Jace:"I don't like you, wizard...Don't like you at all...One of these days, I think I'll kill you..."
Tenth:"Stand in line, brother--stand in line..." (S-25)
Cassie:"Hmph...This must be one of those life-laughing-at-your-expense things Luse is always going on about..." (S-25)
Vido:"Twenty-six armed guards jump her out of nowhere and she just trots off!?!? SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!" (S-25)
Fleece:"Wipe that frickin' smile off your face, please."
Luse:"Sorry." (S-26)
Fleece:"OH GEE--YOU FOUND ME OUT!!! THIS IS ALL PART OF MY BIG 'OL MASTER SCHEME! THE REAL GENIUS IS WHEN HE BLOWS MY HEAD OFF!
YEAH! THAT'S IT!" (S-26)
Morachi:"You killed The Judge!"
Luse:"Consider this a mistrial..." (S-26)
Luse:"Now...I'm just going to have your pet wizard pop me out of here...and we can meet later on fairer terms as God intended..."
Morachi:"'God' doesn't have a gun pointed at your head..." (S-26)
Talon:"Crow! He's going to get away!"
Morachi:"Didn't you find my gun?"
Talon:"You never asked me to get your gun!"
Morachi:"OOPS! Little continuity error!...I've lost a lot of blood here...think I'll pass out." (S-26)
Talon:"WILL SOMEONE PLEASE KILL LUSIPHUR!?"
Fleece:"YOU KILL HIM!" (S-26)
Vido--falling into the category of "Famous Last Words":"I mean, come one. It's not like they would dare come after ALL of us!" (S-27)
BLAM!!
Luse:"I'm sorry--Did I interrupt?" (S-27)
Friend of "Duke" who was picking on Cassie (bastard!):"You just shot an unarmed man in the back!"
Luse:"And...your point being...?" (S-27)
"Duke":"WHA-! Y-!? YOU ARE SO BUSTED! YOU GOTTA BE AN IDIOT WALTZING IN HERE!! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST! DROP YOUR WEAPONS RIGHT NOW AND PLACE YOUR HANDS BEHIND--"
click
--your back..." (S-27)
Freidrich:"This is what we gotta do--we keep our jobs, no cops find us, and Luse doesn't whack us...
Balinarch:"Hrar?"
Freidrich:"I got no friggin' clue!" ...Wait!...I know!"
Balinarch:"Hrar?"
Freidrich:"We hide!" (S-28)
Freidrich:"You know...Luse...cutting down to half a pot a day might help you ease up..." (S-28)
Freidrich:"Well...I suppose it's always good to see old friends again..."
Balinarch:"Hrar!" (S-28)
"Don't even try to relate to me, pal--we're not from the same planet." (S-29)
Parintachin: "Ha! Bob Vila you can kiss my ass!" <-Mary C. S-30>
"Alright! Now--oh shit." (S-30)
Old Man:"One second, martha, and this punk will regret the day he was born....yessiree.....LET'S GET 'IM, MARTHA!" (S-30)
Vido:"Is it just me, or do you hear glass breaking too?"
Soldier:"I can't hardly hear a damn thing in this helmet, sir!" (S-30)
Jace:"Damit! Will you talk to me?!"
Luse:"Alright....Say goodnight to the sandman..." (S-31)
"We are about to 'work this out'?" (S-31)
Luse:"Well, Jace--all this would be real nice to talk over but looks like I have to kill you fast...sorry."
Jace:"GODDAMMIT, YOU'RE A HARPY'S ASS!" (S-31)
Vido:"Crow on a stick, Jace--you lived through a scrap with this little wolverine shithead? First the dame, now this? You'll have so many medals you'll be declared a new mineral." (S-31)
Talon:"Oh, my dear brother...is it my birthday and I totally just forgot?" (S-31)
Vido:"Maybe some white hot irons will liven up our little time here..."
Luse:"Whiteiron? Hell, my girlfriend and I considered that foreplay...Didn't know you were into that, Vido...you nut, you..." (S-32)
Grimscar:"Mr. Assassin? Ummmm..Where is Sanctuary?"
Luse:"Up Vido's ass, Turkeyneck..." (S-32)
Jace:"...And yeah, he did try to kill me...but that's just how he and I say 'hello'." (S-32)
Luse:"pud M' down..."
Jace:"You're welcome."
Luse:"B'st'rd..."
Jace:"This won't be easy...your things I stashed outside...I have to get you to a healer..."
Luse:"Slagh..."
Jace:"You're welcome..." (S-32)
Tenth:"Yeah, yeah...Hold on or I'll turn you into a toad!" (S-33)
Hyena:"Crow, Tenth! Even your cat has better taste in wine than this shit!" (S-33)
Hyena:"See these? You bet I read it!" (S-33)
"Great. Where's the rest of my shit? Where's my personality enhancers?" (S-33)
*uh?...uh-oh!*
THUMP
"Okay...when I can get up, watch out!" (S-33)
"It's not the cab I have a problem with...why do I have to be the Grandma?" (S-33)
Jace:"WILL YOU SHUT UP BEFORE I KILL YOU?!?!" (S-34)
"GIVE AN OLD WOMAN A MOMENT, PUSHEAD!"
GONG
"Look at alla these cops, Herb!...We break down!?..Break down in front of the Donut Shop?" (S-34)
"I'M THINKING WE SHOULD WALK! YES!!" (S-34)
"You wanna be pulling hickory splinters out of your ass till next Tuesday!? Don't tell me what's what you facist!" (S-34)
Talon:"You ready to die for this little slag?"
Jace:"Are you?" (S-34)
Jace:"Where-!? How in the hell did you get your gun when I had it!?"
Jace:"Hey! I'm a thief too, you moron!" (S-34)
Mishah:"You think I enjoyed being a cat for all this time!? Like some Elf-Cat things been going on!? You are one sick twist!" (S-34)
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