Misha: "You mean sleep with him? You couldn't think of something hard? Like getting a dwarf to drink?" (S-35)
Lufgow: "No, but I AM loyal..."
Fleece: "Crow...so are dogs..." (S-36)
Luse: "Shut up!"
Jace: "Wooo! Like two puppies fighting under a blanket..."
Luse: "Shut up."
Jace: "You're cute when you're mad, you know?"
Luse: "Shut up." (S-36)
Jace: "Well, I hope it includes a little nudity on your part!"
Luse: "Shut Up." (S-37)
Luse: "Heh...well, curiosity." (S-38)
Luse: "Uh huh."
Jace: "And she gives it to you?"
Luse: "What's your point?"
Jace: "Well...does she do your laundry too?"
Luse: "Shut up."
Jace: "You weren't supposed to say that to me anymore..."
Luse: "Sorry."
Jace: "it's okay...so...she pack your lunches for you?"
Luse: "Grrrrr."
Jace: "Darn your socks?...help you go potty?..."
Luse: "Jaaaaace!"
Jace: "Lemme ask you...when you stay at her house, so you have to be in by ten?" (S-39)
Luse: "No, not easy...just another dumb bitch messing up my day..." (S-39) Mary Ciccocioppo
July 31, 1997
Jace: (to Misha)"Himynameisboobsyoumustbeafriend ofLusiphur'sthatnksforsavingus! DidIsaymynameisboobs? HAHA SillymemynameisJaceandLusehereisaboobiment!...Sowhoareyou? YoulikeSushi!? IrealizeI'mbeingabruptbutyouhavebeautiful boo-boo-loo-blueeyes...heh." (S-35)
(after Misha turns Luse into a woman)... "Crow! I've got tits!" (S-35)
Jace: "Does this mean I have to call you 'Lucy' now?"..."Hey Lucy! If you sleep with her, can I watch?" (S-35)
Fleece: "Lufgow...this is suicide. You have a choice...you're not a slave..."
Jace: "Why don't you scoot over to him on your butt and bite him on the kneecaps?"
"Crow...it's be easier to squeeze a watermelon through an ant's ass then to slip through that unnoticed..." (S-37)
Luse:"Alright, we'll have to create a diversion...and I think I just figured out how..."
Purple Marauder: TO THE SKIES, FORNICATORS, TO GAZE UPON THE FACE OF TRUE REDEMPTION! IT IS I, THE WHISPER OF FEAR IN THE NIGHT! YESSS! THE PURPLE MARAUDER IS UPON YOU AND THE ACTION IS RAW! NYAR! THOUGH MY TRADEMARK HAT WAS LOST TO THE WIND LAST TUEDAY, I HAVE THESE! GUNS! NYAR!...AND AFTER HE UTTERLY DETROYS YOU FOUR, THE MARAUDER WILL BE ABLE TO BUY...BULLETS!" (S-37)
Jace:"look out, he might spit on you." (S-37)
Purple Marauder: "THE MARAUDER NOW SEES THE MAN BEHIND THE FEMALE FACADE AND NOW KNOWS FEAR! FEAR BECAUSE OF THE STIRRING IN HIS MIGHTY GOZERS THIS CAUSES! THIS IS REALLY MESSING ME UP! NYAR! I'LL NEVER LOOK MYSELF IN THE MASK AGAIN!" (s-37)
Parintachin:"FINE! So you're not a woman-who cares?! Have all of the fun outside! leave me to adjusting your ID and arguing with your super ego in here! You don't even have any decent fantasies since Cass died!...Although what you did in the bathroom of that pub last night was interesting..."
Jace: "You really borrow money from your ex-wife?"
"GODDAMMIT! I am SICK of playing 'Nature Boy!' Sleeping on the ground with bugs and waking up colder than death! Eating berries and dried Moose meat! Hiding from bears, tripping over shit. Mosquitos, freezing cold water, wiping my ass with pinecones. I want an inn!!!! I wanna sleep in a bed with blankets, take a bath in hot water! I forget what women are!" (S-49)
Jace: "I hate that 'Tard thing! Hate it!" (S-39)
Cleah: "Heh...thought I'd be easy, did you?"
"I really hate it when weird shit attacks us in public places...draws crowds..." (S-40)
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