SIRIUS
Luse:"Hangover, huh? Want something to take care of it?"
Partier:"Oh, God...Yeah, Dude."
Luse:"Hereyago, 'Dude'."
BLAM
(S-1)
"What in the name of crow was I thinking!?! retire!? I can't do this-trying to live an idiot life among idiots like you is going to drive me
bat shit psycho! I'm gonna get my swords, get my gun, put on my chain mail, and paint the walls red with you, the landlord, and your dumb pals." (S-1) Thanks to Jody Collinsworth
"Did you do that to your face on accident, or learning to eat with a fork?" (S-1)
Beth:"LUSIPHUR, YOU TWO-BIT GOOD FOR NOTHING, SCUMBAGGING
, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS--YOU DROP YOUR WEAPONS NOW OR THIS SONOFABITCH IS GOING TO KILL ME! ARE YOU DEAF OR SOMETHING!?! LUSIPHUR,
THIS BULLSHIT COMING FROM YOU IS JUST TYPICAL! YOU WONDER WHY YOU DON'T GET ALONG WITH ANYONE!? NOBODY LIKES YOU! SO BE A MAN FOR ONCE AND GIVE UP!!!"
Luse:"Beth, there's a belief that a man is only as good as the woman he can keep...If that's true then I am a loser...and you...you're just a bitch."
BLAM!
(S-1) Thanks to Jody Collinsworth
Morachi:"Why, up till now, you've been Mister Elf, singing and squating on mushrooms." (S-2) Thanks to Lord of Crows.
Morachi:"He's not making it very easy on Cass now, is he...?
Talon:"Maybe she's trying to kill him with multiple bruises..." (S-3)
Talon:"Male or female, a big-breasted redhead will mess you up." (S-3>
Luse:"Kootchie - Kootchie - Koo!"
Cassy:GASP! (S-3)
"Herro, Mr. Moto, my name is Rusiphah!" (S-3)
Mr. Moto:"Confucius say it is unwise fah rittle elf to mock ninja masta's rimited glasp of lound-eye talk! Acturry, Mr. Moto say that! Wah-haw! Mr. Moto
much humor! Wah-ha-ha-haw!" (S-4) Thanks to Jody Collinsworth
Mr. Moto:"Filst, we bow."
Luse:"So we're fighting?"
Mr. Moto:"Hi, but"
CRACK SLAM
Luse:"Hey! Mr. Moto! I dig this balance shit! I feel great! Wanna try again!?" (S-4) Thanks to Jody Collinsworth
"Students?...Class will now begin..." (S-3)
Talon:"Where is Mr. Moto?"
Luse:"Mr. Moto is dead...Fills me full of peace and hamony crap, breaks my friggin' hand and head, then drops dead of a heart attack.."
Talon:"And the students?"
Luse:"I killed 'em to show Mr. Moto my inner disharmony.." (S-3)
Fleece:"Hey, you better watch it...Rumor has it thieves an killers hang out
here...pretty little thing like you could get hurt..."
Luse:"Eat crow, Fleece." (S-6)
"I'm not gonna kill him! I'm not gonna kill him!! I just wanna HURT him
a little!!" (S-6)
Morachi:"Crow! What am I running here, a frat house?" (S-6)
Luse:"I'm gonna get more whiskey."
Cassie:"Why don't you get some gin or something?"
Luse:"Because white alcohol is evil." (S-7)
Parintachin:"Hey! Did you ever think all those Afrifans wouldn't be starving if Sally Struthers would quit eating their food?" (S-8)
Parintachin:"Hey! Don't smoke in your subconscious! It's bad for the ID!!!" (S-8)
"Dendrin, I get paid a lot of money to kill people and make it look like an accident...
and you're real close to having an accident." (S-9)
Luse:"If I remember correctly, you think I have a crush on you
too."
Cassies:"No--you don't have a crush on me--you're in love
with me."
Luse:"Whoa! Now what number beer is that?" (S-11)
Fleece:"I dunno...all these damn ears...someone's gonna get an eye put out 'r somethin'..." (S-11)
Purple Marauder:"LOOK TO THE SKIES IN HOMOPHOBIC FEAR AND
LOATHING FOR HERE BE NO TRUER MYSTERY THAN THE PURPLE MARAUDER! NYAR! SO! IT
IS THE ELF I HAVE COME TO KNOW SO WELL BUT DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF! WHO, YEA, AFFORDED THE MARAUDER MUCH
GOLD FIVE SEASONS PAST THAT I COULD INCREASE MY WARDROBE TENFOLD! YOU HAVE CUT YOUR HAIR!" (S-12 actually,
everything the PM says in this issue could be listed here, NYAR!)
Luse after getting knocked over the head for the second time:
"I really gotta grow some eyes in the back of my head..."
(S-12)
"Welll...I used to know a pretty gal...I loved her all I can...then one day she broke my heart so's I said:"
BLAM BLAM BLAM (S-14)
Parintachin:"Hey! That'll wake you up in the mornin'!!!" (S-14)
Parintachin:"O.J. verdict?"
Luse:"I like orange juice, Par..."
Parintachin:"SHIT!" (S-14)
Parintachin:"Hey! Call me Twinkle!" Wanna go frolic and sing songs?"
Luse's Gun:BLAM (S-14)
Parintachin (as Mr. Moto): "Youah no a rearn focas! Youah no a rearn to massa your internal tings! Tings onry
dah soul canna touch! Youah stop rooking atah me dat way! Youah do a much bettah to rook at yourself inna dat way! Maybe youah see youah fol what you are! Youah--
SHUT UP! Youah not even diciprined enough to getah angly! You have no barance!
Noah barance because noah focus! Youah suchi fol blains!" (S-14)
"You boys--all you boys...say goodnight to the sandman..." (S-14)
