80's

Bosom Buddies ("My Life" by Billy Joel)

Got a call from an old friend

We used to be real close

Said he couldn't go on the American way

Closed the shop, sold the house

Bought a ticket to the West Coast

Now he gives them a stand-up routine in L.A.

 

CHORUS

I don't need you to worry for me cause I'm alright

I don't want you to tell me it's time to come home

I don't care what you say anymore, this is my life

Go ahead with your own life, and leave me alone

 

I never said you had to offer me a second chance

I never said I was a victim of circumstance

I still belong, don't get me wrong

And you can speak your mind

But not on my time

 

They will tell you you can't sleep alone

In a strange place

Then they'll tell you you can't sleep

With somebody else

But sooner or later you sleep

In your own space

Either way it's okay

You wake up with yourself.

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Charles in Charge ("Charles in Charge" by Timothy Thompson)

New boy in the neighborhood

Lives downstairs and it is understood.

He’s there just to take good care of me,

Like he’s one of the family.

 

Charles in Charge

Of our days and our nights

Charles in Charge

Of our wrongs and our rights

 

And I sing, I want,

I want Charge in Charge of me.

 

Charles in Charge

Of our days and our nights

Charles in Charge

Of our wrongs and our rights

 

And I sing, I want,

I want Charge in Charge of me.

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Cheers ("Where Everybody Knows Your Name" by Gary Portnoy and Judy Hart Angelo)

Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.

Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.

 

Wouldn't you like to get away?

 

Sometimes you want to go

 

Where everybody knows your name,

and they're always glad you came.

You wanna be where you can see,

our troubles are all the same

You wanna be where everybody knows

Your name.

 

You wanna go where people know,

people are all the same,

You wanna go where everybody knows

your name.

 

Full Lyrics never actually aired

 

Making your way in the world today

Takes everything you've got;

Taking a break from all your worries

Sure would help a lot.

Wouldn't you like to get away?

 

All those night when you've got no lights,

The check is in the mail;

And your little angel

Hung the cat up by it's tail;

And your third fiance didn't show;

 

Sometimes you want to go

Where everybody knows your name,

And they're always glad you came;

You want to be where you can see,

Our troubles are all the same;

You want to be where everybody knows your name.

 

Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead;

The morning's looking bright;

And your shrink ran off to Europe,

And didn't even write;

And your husband wants to be a girl;

 

Be glad there's one place in the world

Where everybody knows your name,

And they're always glad you came;

You want to go where people know,

People are all the same;

You want to go where everybody knows your name.

 

Where everybody knows your name,

And they're always glad you came;

Where everybody knows your name,

And they're always glad you came... .

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A Different World ("A Different World" by Bill Cosby, Stu Gardner and Dawnn Lewis)

I know my parents love me,

Stand behind me come what may.

I know now that I'm ready,

Because I finally heard them say

It's a different world form where you come from.

 

Here's a chance to make it,

If we focus on our goals.

If you dish it we can take it,

Just remember you've been told

It's a different world form where you come from.

It's a different world form where you come from.

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Empty Nest ("Life Goes On" by John Bettis and George Tipton)

Life goes on, and so do we,

Just how we do it is no mystery.

One by one (one by one), we fill the days,

We find a thousand different ways.

 

Sometimes the answer can be hard to find (hard to find),

That's something I will never be.

I'm always here, for anything you need (anything you need).

 

Rain or shine, I'll be the one,

to share it all as life goes on.

We share it all, as life goes on.

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The Facts of Life ("The Facts of Life" by Alan Thicke, Gloria Loring and Al Burton)

Seasons 1

There's a place you've got to go for learning

all you want to know about the facts of life

the facts of life.

 

When books are what you're there about

and looks are what you care about

the time is right,

to learn the facts of life.

 

When the world never seems

to be living up to your dreams

it's time you started finding out

what everything is all about

 

When the boys you used to hate you date,

I guess you best investigate

the facts of life you gotta get'em right

the facts of life,

the facts of life,

the facts of life

 

Seasons 2-5

You take the good, you take the bad,

you take them both and there you have

The Facts of Life, the Facts of Life.

 

There's a time you got to go and show

You're growin' now you know about

The Facts of Life, the Facts of Life.

 

When the world never seems

to be livin up to your dreams

And suddenly you're finding out

the Facts of Life are all about you, you.

 

It takes a lot to get 'em right

When you're learning the Facts of Life. (learning the Facts of Life)

Learning the Facts of Life (learning the Facts of Life)

Learning the Facts of Life.

 

End Credits

You'll avoid a lot of damages

an enjoy the fun of managing

the facts of life;

they shed a lot of light

If you hear them from your brother,

better clear them with your mother

better get them right,

call her late at night

 

You got the future in the palm of your hands

all you gotta do to get you through is understand

you think you rather do without,

you will never make without the truth

the facts of life is all about you

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Family Matters ("As Days Go By" by Jesse Frederick, Bennet Salvay and Scott Roeme)

It's a rare condition, this day and age,

to read any good news on the newspaper page.

Love and tradition of the grand design,

some people say it's even harder to find.

 

Well then there must be some magic clue inside these tearful walls

Cause all I see is a tower of dreams

real love burstin' out of every seam.

 

As days go by,

we're gonna fill our house with happiness.

The moon may cry,

we're gonna smother the blues with tenderness.

 

When days go by,

there's room for you,

room for me,

for gentle hearts an opportunity.

 

As days go by,

it's the bigger love of the family.

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Family Ties ("Without Us" by Jeff Barry and Tom Scott)

I bet we been together for a million years,

And I bet we'll be together for a million more.

 

Oh, It's like I started breathing on the night we kissed,

And I can't remember what I ever did before.

 

What would we do baby, Without Us?

What would we do baby, Without Us?

 

And there ain't no nothing we can't love each other through.

 

What would we do baby, Without Us?

 

Sha la la la.

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Full House ("Everywhere You Look" by Jesse Frederick)

What ever happened to predictibility?

The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV.

 

Everywhere you look , everywhere you go (there's a heart).

There's a heart

A hand to hold onto.

 

Everywhere you look , everywhere you go.

There's a face

Of somebody who needs you.

 

Eveywhere you look,

When you're lost out there and you're all alone,

A light is waiting to carry you home,

Everywhere you look.

Everywhere you look.

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Gimme A Break ("Gimme a Break" by R. Page and J. Graydon)

Gimme a break I sure deserve it

It's time I made it to the top.

Gimme a break I’m looking forward

Get behind me pull out every stop

 

I want a happy ending

I'm tried of pretending

Won't let em get the best of me

Wo wo wo wo

 

Gimme a break the game is survival

Gimme a break and plan my arrival

Gimme a break for heaven's sake

to my piece of the cake

 

Gimme a break

Gimme a break

Gimme a break

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Golden Girls ("Thank You for Being a Friend" by Andrew Gold)

Thank you for being a friend

Traveled down the road and back again

Your heart is true your a pal and a confidant.

 

And if you through a party

Invited everyone you ever knew

You would see the biggest gift would be from me

And the card attached would say thank you for being a friend.

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The Greatest American Hero ("Greatest American Hero (Believe it or Not)" by Mike Post and Stephen Geyer)

Look at what's happened to me,

I can't believe it myself.

Suddenly I'm up on top of the world,

It should've been somebody else.

 

Believe it or not,

I'm walking on air.

I never thought I could feel so free-.

Flying away on a wing and a prayer.

Who could it be?

Believe it or not it's just me.

 

It's like a light of a new day-,

It came from out of the blue.

Breaking me out of the spell I was in,

Making all of my wishes come true-.

 

Believe it or not,

I'm walking on air.

I never thought I could feel so free-.

Flying away on a wing and a prayer.

Who could it be?

Believe it or not it's just me.

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Growing Pains ("As Long as We Got Each Other" by Steve Dorff and John Bettis)

Show me that smile again. (Show me that smile)

Don’t waste another minute on your cryin’.

We're nowhere near the end (nowhere near)

The best is ready to begin.

 

Oooohhh. As long as we got each other

We got the world spinnin right in our hands.

Baby you and me, we gotta be

The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin’.

 

As long as we keep on givin’

we can take anything that comes our way

Baby, rain or shine, all the time

We got each other Sharin’ the laughter and love.

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It's Garry Shandling's Show ("It's Garry Shandling's Theme" by Joey Carbone, Garry Shandling, and Alan Zweibel)

This is the theme to Garry's Show,

The theme to Garry's show.

Garry called me up and asked if I would right his theme song.

I'm almost halfway finished,

How do you like it so far,

How do you like the theme to Garry's Show.

 

This is the theme to Garry's Show,

The opening theme to Garry's show.

This is the music that you hear as you watch the credits.

We're almost to the part of where I start to whistle.

Then we'll watch "It's Garry Shandling's Show".

 

This was the theme to Garry Shandling's show.

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Kate and Allie ("Friends" by John Lefler and Ralph Schuckett)

Just when you think there's no one around who's caring,

along comes a friend who offers a hand in sharing,

and things start looking fine.

 

Sometimes tears and sorrow are all the things you've got

and just when you think you're all by yourself, you're not.

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Love, Sidney ("Friends Forever" by Carol Connors and Billy Goldenberg)

Please believe me,

Lately my whole world is changing.

Suddenly you're here and my life's better than before.

We're friends forever.

Sharing everything together,

always understanding just how much the other cares.

 

We're friends forever.

You know that's how I feel.

We'll stick together.

Please say we've got a deal.

We're friends forever.

And when the rest have gone,

It's you who will be there for me,

My friend.

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Married...with Children ("Love and Marriage" by Sammy Cohen and Jimmy Van Heusen)

Love and Marriage, Love and Marriage,

Go together like a horse and carriage,

This I tell ya brother, you can't have one without the other.

 

Love and Marriage, Love and Marriage,

It's an institute you can't disparage,

Ask the local gentry, and they will say is element'ry.

 

Try, try, try to separate them,

It's an illusion.

Try, try, try and you will only come

to this conclusion.

 

Love and Marriage, Love and Marriage,

Go together like a horse and carriage,

Dad was told by mother

You can't have one

You can't have none

You can't have one without the other.

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Mr. Belvedere ("According to Our New Arrivals" by Gary Portnoy and Judy Hart-Angelo)

Streaks on the china,

never mattered before,

who cares.

 

When you dropped kicked your jacket

As you came through the door,

No one glared.

 

But sometimes things get turned around

And no one’s spared.

 

All hands look out below T

here’s a change in the status quo.

Gonna need all the help that we can get.

 

According to our new arrival

Life is more than mere survival

We just might live the good life yet.

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My Two Dads ("You Can Count on Me" by Greg Evigan)

You can count on me.

No matter what you do.

You can count on me.

No matter where you go.

 

I'm standing by your side.

I'll be right behind.

No one loves you more than I do,

Put your hand in mine.

 

I can see a part of me in you.

A little something special that comes shining through.

I hear it in your laughter,

And I feel it when you cry,

I will be right there for you,

Until the day I die.

 

You can count on me.

No matter what you do.

You can count on me.

No matter where you go.

You can count on me.

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Perfect Strangers ("Nothing's Gonna Stop Me Now" by Jesse Frederocl amd Bennett Salvay)

Sometimes the world looks perfect,

Nothing to rearrange.

Sometimes you get a feeling

Like you need some kind of change.

No matter what the odds are this time,

Nothing's going to stand in my way.

This flame in my heart,

And a long lost friend

Gives every dark street a light at the end.

 

Standing tall, on the wings of my dream.

Rise and fall, on the wings of my dream.

 

The rain and thunder

The wind and haze

I'm bound for better days.

It's my life and my dream,

Nothing's going to stop me now.

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Punky Brewster

Maybe the world is blind,

Or just a little unkind.

Don't know.

 

Seems you can't be sure

Of anything anymore.

Although,

 

You maybe lonely and then,

One day you're smiling again.

Every time I turn around,

I see the girl that turns my world around.

Standing there...

 

Everytime I turn around,

Her spirit's lifting me right off the ground.

What's gonna be ?

Guess we'll just wait and see.

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Silver Spoons ("Together" by Bob Wirth and Rik Howard)

Here we are, face to face

A couple of Silver Spoons.

Hopin’ to find, we’re two of a kind

Making a go, making it grow.

 

Together, we’re going to find our way.

Together, taking the time each day.

To learn all about those things you just can’t buy.

 

Two Silver spoons together.

You and I together (We’re going to find our way)

You and I together (We’re going to find our way)

You and I together.

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The Tracy Ullman Show ("You're Thinking Right" by George Clinton)

Everybody, it's time to go.

Stand on getting ready for the show.

And if you're thinking that you may or you might,

Then you're thinking right.

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227 ("There's No Place Like Home" by Ray Colcord)

There's no place like home

With your family around you you're never alone

When ya know that your loved

You don't need to roam

Cause there's no place like home

 

Time's are changing everyday

We won't get by with the same old ways

No-oooo pulling together will make it right

With help from are friends I know we can right

 

Cause there's no place like home

With your family around you you're never alone

When you know that your loved

You don't need to roam

Cause there ain't no place like

Better believe it

I said their no place like home

"I mean no place child" .

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Webster ("Then Came You" by Steve Nelson and Madeline Sunshine)

Set in my ways

losing track of the days

Only me to live for.

Had no need to give more

Than I wanted to.

 

Spending my time

just holding the line

Never getting caught up.

Love was never brought up

It’s not the thing to do.

 

It was you,

Then came you.

You made me leap without taking a look.

It was you,

Then came you.

You reeled me right in line, sinker, and hook.

Never thought forever was the best I could do.

 

Then came you.

It was you

Then came you.

It was you.

Me and you.

Then came you.

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Who's the Boss? ("Brand New Life" by Larry Carlton, Robert Craft, Martin Cohan and Blake Hunter)

There’s a time for love and a time for living.

You take a chance and face the wind.

An open road and a road that’s hidden

A brand new life around the bend.

 

There were times when I lost a dream or two.

Found the trail, and at the end was you.

There’s a path you take and a path untaken

The choice is up to you my friend.

 

Nights are long but you’re on your way

To a brand new life,

Brand new life,

Brand new life around the bend.

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Wonder Years ("With a Little Help From My Friends" by the Beatles)

What would you do if I sang out tune?

Would you stand up and walk out on me?

Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song

I will try not to sing out of key, yeah

 

Oh, baby I get by with a little help from my friends

By with a little help from my friends.

All I need is my buddies

By with a little help from my friends

I said I'm gonna get by with a little

By with a little help from my friends

Whoa oh oh oh oh

Said I don't know if that's what I'm sure do to, baby

By with a little help from my friends

Said I'm gonna make it with my friends

By with a little help from my friends

Whoa oh I'm gonna keep on trying

By with a little help from my friends

Said I'm gonna keep on trying..

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The Young Ones ("The Young Ones" by Roy Bennett and Sid Tepper)

Once in every lifetime,

Comes a love like this,

Oh I need you, you need me,

Oh my darling can't you see.

Young Ones.

Darling we're the Young Ones.

Young Ones.

Shouldn't be afraid.

To live, love, there's a song to be sung.

Cause we may not

Be the Young Ones

very long.

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90's

Absolutely Fabulous

Wheels on fire,

Rolling down the road.

Best notify my next of kin,

This wheel shall explode.

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Ally McBeal ("I've Been Searching My Soul" by Vonda Shepard)

I've been down this road

Walking the line that's painted by pride

And i have made mistakes in my life that i just can't hide.

 

But I believe I'm ready

for what love has to bring

I've got myself together

Now i'm ready to sing.

 

I've been searching my soul tonight

I know there's so much more to life

Now I know I can shine a light

to find my way back home.

 

Baby.

Yeah.

Oh Yeah.

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Blossom ("My Opinionation" by Mike Post and Steve Geyer)

Don't know about the future, that's anybody's guess.

Ain't no good reason for getting all depressed.

Buy up your pad and pencil, I'll give you a piece of my mind,

In my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine.

 

Stop all your fussin',

Slap on a smile

Come out and walk in the sun for awhile.

 

Don't fight the felling, you know you want to have a good time.

And in my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine.

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Boston Common

Hey! Boston!

I can hardly believe it, Oh,

But now I know I can see this is my place to go

and now I'm home. I'm home, I'm Home.

Thank you, Boston!

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Boy Meets World

When this Boy Meets World

Boy Meets World

Wandering down this road, that we call life

Is what we're doin'

It's good to know I have friends that will always

Stand by me

When this Boy Meets World.

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Drew Carey

As sung by Drew Carey   Moon over Parma, bring my love to me tonight. Guide her to Cleveland, underneath your silvery light. We're going bowlin' So don't loose her in Solon. Moon over Parma, tonight!

Full lyrics to the Robert McGuire song.   Moon over Parma bring my love to me tonight. Guide her to East Lake, underneath your silvery light. We met in Ashtabula, She was doing the hula. I landed her in my radishes and pledged my love that night.   Moon over Parma, won't you bring my love to me? Shine on the freeway and guide her AMC. Get her past those radar Mounties, Bring her to Lake County, Moon over Parma, tonight.   Moon over Parma shine on I-271. We can get together In the warm light of the sun. I'm askin' you don't fail. Get her safely past Lindale, I can't go to Parma cause my Edsel will not run.   Moon over Parma, where those pink flamingos stand. I need her kisses and the soft touch of her hand. We're goin bowlin, so don't lose her in Solon. Moon over Parma, tonight. I said tonight.   Moon over Parma, tonight. Moon over Parma, Moon over Parma, Moon over Parma, tonight.

 

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Drew Carey (1996-97) ("5 O'clock World" by the Vogues)

(As heard on the show)

Up every morning just to keep a job

I gotta fight my way through the hustling mob.

Sounds of the city pounding in my brain,

While another day goes down the drain.

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

 

Well, it's a 5 O'clock World when the whistle blows

No one owns a piece of my time.

And there's a 5 O'clock me inside my clothes

Thinking that the world looks fine...yeah.

 

(Yodeling)

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Drew Carey (1997-Present) ("Cleveland Rocks" by The Presidents of the United States of America)

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Fired Up

The boss just got her walkin' papers,

Lost her digs and money tooo.

Her assistant also got the ax,

So, brother what are they gonna do?

 

They're movin' in together

Gonna work around the clock.

Care to mix some oil and water

Makes this business hot.

 

Fired Up! Anything is possible.

Fired Up! This thing could fly.

Fired Up! Down the middle fifty-fifty,

Let's give it a try.

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Frasier

Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin',

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

 

Oh My

Mercy (alt: Quite stylish.)

 

And maybe I seem a bit confused,

Yeah maybe, but I got you pegged!

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!

 

But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.

They're callin' again.

 

(The following are alternate endings)

 

They're callin' again.

Good night, Seattle, we love you.

What is a boy to do. Good night.

Frasier has left the building.

Thank You!

Scambled eggs all over my face. What is a boy to do. Goodnight, everybody.

See you next year, we love ya.

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Fresh Prince of Bel Air ("Fresh Prince" by Willard Smith and Jeffrey Townes)

Now this is the story all about how,

My life got flipped, turned upside down,

And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.

 

In West Philadelphia I was born and raised

On the playground is where I spent most of my days.

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin all cool,

And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school.

 

When a couple of guys who were up to no good,

Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood.

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,

And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air."

 

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,

The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.

If anything I could say that this cat was rare,

But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air."

 

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,

and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."

Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,

To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

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Friends ("I'll Be There for You" by the Rembrandts)

So no one told you life was going to be this way.

Your job's a joke, you're broke, you're love life's DOA.

It's like you're always stuck in second gear,

Well, it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.

 

But, I'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour.

I'll be there for you, like I've been there before.

I'll be there for you, cause you're there for me too.

 

You're still in bed at ten, the work began at eight.

You've burned your breakfast, so far, things are going great.

Your mother warned you there'd be days like these,

But she didn't tell you when the world has brought you down to your knees.

 

That, I'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour.

I'll be there for you, like I've been there before.

I'll be there for you, cause you're there for me too.

 

No one could ever know me, no one could ever see me.

Seems like you're the only one who knows what it's like to be me.

Someone to face the day with, make it through all the rest with,

Someone I'll always laugh with, even at my worst, I'm best with you.

 

It's like you're always stuck in second gear,

Well, it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.

 

But, I'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour.

I'll be there for you, like I've been there before.

I'll be there for you, cause you're there for me too.

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Hangin' With Mr. Cooper ("Hangin' With Mr Cooper" by Denzil Foster and Thomas McElroy)

Hey, yo! What's up? Where's my theme music?

 

Cooper! Hangin' with my friend, he's oh so cool (Cooper).

Sometimes bad and he sometimes acts a fool (Cooper).

Hangin' with my man, he's oh so fine (Cooper).

 

Yo, Coop, you're on!

 

I found a man who has a PhD in personality,

That man you found may be a catastrophe,

It's more of a reality.

 

He has the cutest smile, the girls go wild everytime they see his face.

He may be cute and all but that don't pay this month's rent (Cooper).

Hangin' with my man is such a high (Cooper).

Well, it's good to have a friend in both our lives (Cooper).

 

Count it out. Here we go. Here we go.

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Hope and Gloria

Thank God for a friend like you.

In darkest night your light shines through.

Thank God there is someone to

Pick up the phone, be my cornerstone, I'm not alone.

 

Thank God for a friend, a friend like you.

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Hudson Street ("Hudson Street" by Jonathon Wolff)

People say that love will stay,

Maybe today's the day.

This time it just feels right,

Maybe tonight's the night.

 

Now, it may seem impossible,

But I'm ready to take the chance.

I believe that lovers stars are uncrossable

Because I've moved my share of rubber tree plants.

 

People say that love will stay,

Maybe today's the day.

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Jesse

Roll away

All the things tripping up your life.

You're not alone.

Seize the day

Go and solve the question in your mind,

"Will love be found?"

 

Time to be.

All the things that you've dreamed of.

Time to see

If the fairy tale comes true.

Time to see

If there's a shoulder you can lean on.

Time to be

Cause now it's time for you.

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Mad About You ("The Final Frontier" by Don Was and Paul Reiser)

Short Version

 

Tell me why, I love you like I do.

Tell me who, could stop my heart as much as you

Let's take each other's hand

As we jump into the Final Frontier.

 

Mad about you baby. (Whoo hoo hoo)

Yeah.

I'm mad about you. (Whoo hoo hoo)

 

Whoo hoo hoo.

Long Version

 

Tell me why, I love you like I do,

Tell me who, Can stop my heart as much as you,

Tell me all your secrets and I'll tell you most of mine,

They say nobody's perfect but it is really true this time,

I don't have the answers,

And I don't have a plan,

All I have is you,

So darling help me understand,

What we do,

You can whisper in my ear,

Where we go,

who knows what happens after here,

Let's take each other's hands,

As we jump into the final frontier,

I'm mad about you,

I'm mad about you,

so mad about you.....

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Mystery Science Theater 3000

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The Nanny ("The Nanny Named Fran" by Ann Hampton Calloway)

She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens,

Til her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes.

What was she to do, where was she to go

She was out on her fanny.

 

So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield's door,

She was there to sell make up but the father saw more,

She had style, she had flair, she was there,

That's how she became the Nanny.

 

Who would have guessed that the girl we described

was just exactly what the doctor prescribed?

 

Now, the father finds her beguiling, watch out C.C.,

The kids are actually smiling, such joie de vivre

She's the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan.

The flashy girl from Flushing, the Nanny named Fran.

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South Park

I'm goin' down to South Park

Gonna have myself a time.

Friendly faces everywhere

Humble folks without temptation.

Goin' down to South Park

Gonna leave my woes behind.

Ample parking day or night

People shouting Howdy Neighbor

Heading on up to South Park.

Gonna see if I can't unwind

I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with big vaginas (this is really what he says...know you know why you can't understand it)

Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.

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Suddenly, Susan ("Nothing on Me" by Shawn Colvin)

Well, I don't tell jokes

And I don't sing songs.

And you'll be sayin' there ain't much hope

You've got nothin' on me.

 

I got friends uptown,

And they don't talk down.

Baby keeping me safe and sound.

We got something, I think.

 

I'm not gonna cry.

And I'm wavin' goodbye.

And I know this time

You've got nothin' on me.

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That 70's Show

Hangin' out

Down the street

The same old thing

We did last week.

Not a thing to do

But talk to you

Whoa...yeah.

 

Hello Wisconsin!

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Veronica's Closet

A flash of lace

And there's the face, the one the whole world's dreaming of.

A neglige,

She looks your way, and like the camera you're in love.

 

She's got the moves,

She's got the look,

In fact she wrote the book.

The lady's got the universe on a string.

She's got everything.

She's got everything.

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The "Weird" Al Show

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al

and he lived in the sewer with his hamster pal.

But the sanitation workers really didn't approve,

So he packed up his accordion and had to move

To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree

And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory

And he played on the company bowling team

And every single night he had a strange recurring dream

Where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream,

But that's really not important to the story.

 

Well the very next year he met a dental hygenist

With a sptula tatooed on her arm.

But he didn't keep in touch, and he lost her number,

Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm.

And he spent his life savings on a split-level cave

Twenty miles below the surface of the earth,

And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich,

For what it's worth.

 

Then, one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan,

When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man.

He was caught in a bear trap, and Al set him free.

And the guy that he rescued was grateful as could be.

And it turns out that he's a big shot producer on TV

So he gives Al a contract, and what do you know...

Now he's got his very own "Weird Al" Show!

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