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Special thanks to Clay Loomis
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  • Homer, Krusty and Chief Wiggum, the "Ah, Crap" special. simp276.wav47k


  • Apu pronounces his full name apuname.wav 10k

  • "And our beef jerky is now nearly rectum-free." simp220.wav 16k

  • This is from the Scorpio episode and has a little Homer at the end.
    simp247.wav 94k

    Burns & Smithers:

  • Mr. Burns is an ogre. simp113.wav 38k

  • Mr. Burns' Pocket Rocket simp179a.wav 24k

  • The gristly Chinese. simp197.wav 19k


  • "Ahh crap!" simp86.wav 16k

  • Krusty brand laughter krusty.wav 10k


  • "I know a Web site that shows monkey's doin' it." simp254.wav 11k

  • "I want my monkey-man!" simps1.wav 43k

  • Bart wants a new kind of vitamin simp98.wav 29k

  • "The dead have risen and they're voting Republican." simp201.wav 19k


  • "Daddy" simp167.wav 5k

  • "Dadilly-doodilly" simp168.wav 16k


  • Cletus gets his drivers licensesimp19.wav 54k


  • "Kiss my ass" simp102.wav 6k

  • "The Internet? Is that thing still around?" simp253.wav 13k

  • "Ahh crap!"homcrap.wav 7k

  • Homer plans a kinky evening with Marge simp159.wav 109k

  • He's not gaysimps4.wav 13k

  • Homer can't say 'tit' and keep a straight face simp140.wav 21k

  • "The human wang is a beautiful thing." simp198.wav 11k

  • "Oh yeah, drugs, you gotta have drugs." simp182.wav 11k

  • "It has come to my attention that NBC sucks." nbcsucks.wav 14k

  • Homer, Krusty and Chief Wiggum..."Ah, crap".simp276.wav<47k


  • "Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out" simp152.wav 12k

  • "Here I am- Eat me." simp204.wav 10k

  • "I'm on Dope." simp196.wav 7k

  • "Homer, there's a family of possums in here." Homer: "I call the big one Bitie."
    simp225.wav 25k


  • "The metric system is the tool of the devil" metric2.wav 50k


  • Ned's foreign relatives simp67.wav 113k

    Professor Frink:

  • A Lemon ball so sour simp166.wav 79k


  • Snake robs computer nerds Yoink.adios\losers 77k

  • "Time for a crime spree" simp54.wav 20k

    Miss Springfield:

  • "Gentlemen, start your whacking"whacking.wav 29k

    Ralph Wiggum:

  • "The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there."
    simps6.wav 26k

  • "Look, Daddy, a whale egg."simp195.wav 10k

    Chief Wiggum:

  • "Get one of those inflatable women" wiggum2.wav 28k

    Lunch Lady Doris:

  • "More testicles mean more iron." doris.wav 20k

    Grounds-keeper Willy:

  • Due to budget cut-backs, Willy teaches French simp63.wav 40k

  • Trouble with the wee turtles simp121.wav 63k

    Principal Skinner/Armond Tamzarian:

  • Stephen Hawking punches Skinner out IQ punch 38k

  • "Up yours, children!" simp250.wav 9k

    Sideshow Bob and his brother Cecil:

  • Princeton, the clown college simp248.wav 128k

    The Songs:

  • First up, Homer, singing Born Under a Bad Sign. That's B.B. King on lead guitar.
    Bad Sign 460k MPEG Layer 3 wav

  • Burns and Smithers, getting down and funky. This song is almost four minutes long.
    Look At All Those Idiots. 572k MPEG Layer 3 wav

    simsong2.wav 158k

  • The Barney, Linda Ronstadt "Plow King" duet.
    simsong3.wav 219k

  • The Ramones sing Happy Birthday to Mr. Burns.
    simsong4.wav 293k

  • The Simpsons sing Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer.
    simsong5.wav 252k

  • The Stonecutters "We Do" song with Patrick Stewart chaser.
    simsong6.wav 82k

  • The Skinner theme.
    simsng24.wav 128k

  • Otto the guitar God.
    simsng11.wav 185k

  • Krusty's prison song.
    simsng29.wav 107k

  • Kroon Along with Krusty at Mt Splashmore.
    simsng21.wav 55k

  • The Flanders theme.
    simsng28.wav 122k

  • High School Homer sings "The Joker" (Space Cowboy, to you kids).
    simsng19.wav 28k

  • Barney and "Yoko" in hilarious send up of the Beatles #9.

    From the Sheri Bobbins episode:

  • Willy sings I'm a Maniac.
    simsng14.wav 61k

  • The Simpsons, Sheri, and Ned sing We're happy, just the way we are.

    simsng25.wav 331k


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