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Cartoon Fun:

  • Porky Pig sonbitch.wav 84k

  • Donald Duck...Disney woould not be amused sombitch.wav 39k

  • This is a parody of D. Duck receiving, uh....pleasure... bloduck.wav 218k


    Dragnet

  • For those of us old enough to remember the 60's TV show Dragnet, the propaganda offered about recreational drug use elicited either agreement or high humor. I found it humorous. Essentially, they wanted you to believe that if you smoked pot, you'd eat your own children then jump off a cliff. Of course, we now know that child consumption is a common side effect of Marijuana use, but nobody jumps off any cliffs- That's just alarmist silliness. I recently found some words spoken by Jack Webb, as Sgt. Joe Friday, giving his true feelings about Marijuana. Apparently, he was the first person to use todays common youth slang phrase "The Bomb", which means "something that is very good." Marijuana is The Bomb 9k
  • How Joe Friday really feels about pot...clip from a 1968 episode of Dragnet.
    Marijuana is bad 28k
  • Here is the brown acid warning from Woodstock. Most of the stage announcements were done by Chip Monck, John Morris, Wavey Gravey or Muskrat, so it's probably one of them. It may never be known since most of the people there were toast.
    Brown Acid 132k

  • The Beatnik Top-Cat Lord Buckley.
    Knock me your lobes 65k


  • Timothy Leary, calling the faithful to party Turn on. 14k

  • Mike Wallace, doing the same thing Turn on, drop out. 22k

  • Educational explanation on the proper usage of the word Fuck What the fuck? 843k

    MPEG Layer 3 wavs.

  • David Brinkley on This Week David rattles on. 116k

  • Here's Casey Kasem, making Brinkley look like an amateur. Kasem goes nuts. 50k

  • This file is an Internet classic. It's a 911 call from a guy that's not too bright. He's just been attacked by a deer and a dog, and the dog has him trapped in a phone booth.
    I need a Bambulance! 317k



    Politicians:

  • Bill Clinton and Dan Quayle speak. You tell me which one is high.

    dnquayle.wav 155k

  • clinton.wav 30k

    This is the USA teflon Prez, Ronald Reagan, making what he thought was a joke, into what he thought was a dead mic. Obviously the mic was not dead and the Russians, if you'll recall, were not amused.
    rrbomb.wav 70k

  • Ron and Nancy Reagan on the issue of drugs.
    ron&nan.wav 350k


  • South Park started when a couple of Colorado boys made a dirty, five minute cartoon about Jesus and Santa fighting for control of Christmas. They passed that tape among their friends and it found its way into a southern California VCR. It became popular with some Hollywood celebs. Some producer thought that, if cleaned up, the cartoon would make good TV. The rest is known.

    Well, some disgruntled employee put the original, unedited, South Park pilot on the Tiger Woods 99 Playstation CD. Once discovered, the CD's were recalled, but many of the originals are still sitting on rental store shelves. To view the cartoon, place the CD in your computer and run the zzdummy.dat file with your Media Player. South Park X-posed 154k



    Don't give up your day job!

    William Shatner recorded this album in 1968..."Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds." shatner.wav 266k

  • Captain Kirk...Tambourine Man tamshat.wav 489k

  • Shatner's rendition of Elton John's Rocket Man1978 Sci-Fi Film Awards. HERE IT IS. 20k

  • Leonard Nimoy doing Proud Mary prdmary.wav 113k

  • Here's Data's Brent Spiner Data Boogie 61k MPEG Layer 3 wav
  • Paul McCartney's wife Linda trying to sing backup on Paul's Hey Jude, Heeeeere's Linda! Linda Raw 170k



  • carlin10.wav 148k George Carlin and the seven words you can't say on TV (plus three).
    kinison.wav 631k

  • Sam Kinison in an unedited love song from 1987.
    kinison3.wav 82k

    Sam used to be an actual Reverend. This sermon excerpt is from 1975.

  • dicnsid.wav 352k
  • Dicken's Cider. Say that name to yourself for a clue.


    Final Additions!

  • DUCK JOBYou've heard of it now hear it!

  • The infamous lovetrek.wav also the The Real Audio version...hear for yourself confirmation of what we all thought for years...

  • Now this is the guy I want negotiating our next contract!!!! Listen up people maybe you'll learn something! You tell 'em.

  • S T O P the PRESSES!!!! These just in .... exercise.mpeg OUCH!!!! I didn't know that could be done...Raymond! badluck.mpeg ... nothing more be said, fast wedding ... some guys have all the luck and newspa1.jpg Newspaper clipping ... phone sex operator wins workers' compensation claim.

    *To watch these clips, you will need QuickTime 4,
    Windows Media 3, and/or RealSystem G2.

  • THX baby... the audience is listening! this one's for you Cable!
  • Dear Penis...(1166kb) Rodney sings the blues! A naughty wav. Large and worth the time to load. Ha, ha! All you baby boomers out there can relate to Rodney! Ron, if ya got anymore...you never cease to amaze!

  • CHIMP VIDEO...about the funnist thing I've seen todate!

    Vintage Radio Programs Simpsons Wavs
    Cable Connection! TV Show Theme Lyrics
    BirthdayWav.com GrinchWav.com Disney Theme Park Wavs! BooWav.com!




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