BLACK - As the sun, moon, and Mercury enter the cat realm try not to go crazy trying to chase all three at once.  Strange odors behind a closed door lead to unnecessary anxieties.  Emotional attachments to an old shrub bring on evening melancholy.  Lowering your "Garfield" expectations brings some much needed peace of mind.

ORANGE - Nasty comments about your coat are best ignored.  A former lover's antics spark momentary stomach upset.  Grit your teeth for a long afternoon trek upstairs.  Feathers herald the arrival of a tasty dinner dessert.

WHITE - Delicious tastes await you on an unwashed plate.  An old yard injury requires some care be taken during play.  It's your turn to nap with your head on your partner's belly - don't settle for anything less.

CALICO - Relax - a long-feared danger is in full retreat.  Afternoon paw kneeding earns you a new friend.  Lose a whisker, gain a pound - it's all part of nature's long-range plan for your overall happiness.  Don't forget to cover your litterbox deposits in your excitement to see who's at the door.

GRAY -  It's a good time for you to just sit back and let the new kids on the block take over the hell-raising for awhile.  Offer your home as a meeting place for the neighborhood Meow Club.  A minute with the tweezers brings long-lasting relief.  Modern technology proves easier to mess up than the old ever did.

OTHER - Secrets come out - deny everything with a snotty pout.  Be open to a deepening of what you'd thought was a casual relationship with a new bowl.  You don't deserve to have sand thrown in your face - lick it out then go kick some butt.    
 
 

BLACK - A change of residence is possible - just be sure to pack your rubber mouse. Wagging your tail at the wrong time may bring tragic consequences.  The evening brings an encounter with someone who's more claw than bite.  Beware the amateur dewormer!    

ORANGE - Stop pussyfooting around and let the inner lion come out.  Protect what is yours and take whatever else you need.  Sharpen your claws on a chair arm for the looming final battle between good and evil.  At the last minute, drop and sleep - you will have already proven yourself for the day.

WHITE - Forget your roommate - your future is with a new face.  Hunting goes well if pursued as part of a group.  Don't forget to stop and smell the grocery bags as they come in.  The best dreams come to those who sleep on their backs while leaving their paws free to twitch.  

CALICO - Spontaneous activities can leave you exhausted and out of breath - skip 'em.  If you meow, they will come.  A cute action wins you praise for days to come.  Look closer - those hairballs you produced yesterday just might be kittens.

GRAY - Matted fur serves as an excellent excuse to nap.  Proper stretching can help alleviate those nightmares starring that ghostly tuna.  You just might discover that the moon makes your brown eyes look blue come nightfall! 

SIAMESE - A passing dog reminds you how lucky you are to be a cat.  Ask not for whom the bell tolls - no one knows you can talk.  Don't go to the trouble of scratching anyone's eyes out when a good, quick hiss will do.  Beware the coffee mug too small for your head!