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Your Daily
Wednesday
LONG-HAIRED BLACK - As Mercury enters Leo be prepared for a bit of physical discomfort. A long-term relationship with a cat toy ends suddenly, leading to new possibilities. A delayed arrival gives you ample time for mischief. A nature show in the p.m. can revitalize the old hunting instinct - just don't overdo! ORANGE - New doors open for you when you least expect it. Repeating an activity you thought you had forgotten restores self-confidence. An heroic act brings you the acclaim you've long wanted and deserve! WHITE - Dirty fur proves a small price to pay for a bit of adventure. It's time to let go of your guilt over chewing the head off that mouse. Encourage a friend to climb halfway up a tree. A loved one disappoints - screw 'em. A new Romeo is just a fence away. CALICO - Just because you know right from wrong doesn't mean you have to act as if you do. Don't let anyone's baby talk upset your digestion - just walk away. Start saving odd objects on a regular basis. Try not to laugh to loudly as you watch an old rival get what's coming to them. GRAY - A dietary indiscretion leaves a bad taste in your mouth - live and and learn. The afternoon proves an ideal time to explore a new sleeping position. Get all your licking done now so you'll be ready for love come the weekend. The more aloof you pretend to be today, the harder people will try to please you. OTHER
- Special training is required to perform at your peak - don't
blame yourself if failure follows other's inability to see that you get
it. Shave minutes from a task by suckering another cat into doing
your work for you. You've been giving more to someone than you've
been giving - it's time to explore other possible living arrangements.
SHORT-HAIRED BLACK - Offspring need their space today - accept it before things turn ugly. Despite religious differences with another, co-caterwauling remains your best option for getting what you both need. A neighborhood dog insists you meet his family - don't bite. Stretch yourself and play hard to get on the fence post tonight. ORANGE - Start putting on fat for the winter by eating an extra varmint or two. Lick between your toes and others will help you out with the harder to reach places. Teach an old cat a new trick, then watch with glee as he gets his ass booted. WHITE - Forget what the neighborhood cats think for once and just poop wherever YOU want for a change. Generosity proves a thankless undertaking - it's time to look out for numero uno in the intake department as well. Make time for face washing, but don't neglect your yoga. Look for a man to come to your rescue when the fur hits the new blue skirt. CALICO - Don't just sit there - purr! An old evil appliance is finally taken out to the trash. Someone's sudden loss of interest is the result of a mental defect in them - not you. Watch out for Mr. Nail Clippers - he's out for blood today! GRAY - A car ride ends in an unexpected surprise. Although you shouldn't make it a habit, try alerting others to your presence before they step on you. A few simple paw touches to an answering machine can result in a full evening's worth of amusement. SIAMESE - It's time to meow or get off the bed. If you're ever going to train your feeder to fill your bowl full before 7 a.m., you must start NOW. Caught lapping water from the toilet again? A claim of temporary insanity saves the day. Save the reminder about how the Egyptians worshipped their cats for when you really need it.
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