BLACK - The tidal forces of the moon draw fleas your way - be sure to share a few with a friend!  Just because you're top cat in the area doesn't mean you always get to watch what you want on TV.  A green-eyed love proves unfaithful.  A human's late arrival home allows you a taste of the freedom you crave.     

ORANGE - Sometimes it's a sin not to fall in love at first sight - just be careful while crossing the road!  A recent inheritance proves boring so it's time to make your own fun again.  A dark-eyed love is discovered to have fleas - run while you still can!  A watched food bowl is never filled.    

WHITE - Don't take it seriously when someone suggests YOU'RE the cat that was let out of the bag.  A brief roll on fresh laundry proves to be just what you've needed for days.  Avoid any leftover Easter candy you may find behind a chair.  Save your killer instinct for a new species.

CALICO - Traveling proves worth the effort if you can avoid the attempts of others to "help" you.  An unguarded garbage can provides you a month's worth of excitement.  A quiet evening allows you to get in touch with your true feelings about "Cats."

GRAY -  A new meow wins you new friends.  Don't let anything stop you from getting your nose in the refrigerator today - it owes you!  A burst of creativity turns an old shoe into worthy prey.  An evening car ride turns out alright provided you keep your ears down.  

OTHER - Someone who has been resenting your great beauty finally comes around and pays you homage.  Beware the chipmunk that's too easy to catch.  Afternoon proves rewarding to slow licks but a disappointment to those who rush things.  Although evening seems too quiet to you, take the opportunity to rest up while you can.   
 
 

BLACK - A lack of communication can't be blamed on you.  Admit that you can't change others and move on.  A long yowling  makes you feel better.  That stinky scratch post in the corner turns out to be what's been lowering your self-esteem - kick it out of your life NOW.  

ORANGE - Sudden activity after a nap is more likely to be embarrassing than dangerous.  That bad taste in your mouth will pass if you'll just keep eating long enough.  A staring contest can be won in the afternoon without breaking a sweat.  Keep both eyes on your "friends" after nightfall.  

WHITE - Forget what happened last time you jumped up on the stove at your own risk.  An important letter should be intercepted and destroyed just to appease your inner tiger.  Curling your tail at the wrong time can earn you a reputation you'd be better off without.  Lap time after dinner helps you forget your recent flatulence.  

CALICO - Some jealousy over another's kittens is acceptable but killing them is not!  An old nemesis shows up to give you an unexpected gift - accept it graciously, then pass it along.  Remember: Videotape never catches your best side.  Pills should be sniffed and not swallowed.  

GRAY - Mature charisma beats youthful exuberance every time.  That creature in the crib turns out to be a damn fine pillow.  Indulge yourself with a few quick nips but be prepared to pay the price.  A penny saved is a penny those humans can't send to the vet.

SIAMESE - A visitor you think is the anti-Christ is revealed to be a mere grasshopper in the end.  Your competitive nature is re-awakened by someone's new collar.  Remember to guard your nose and your tail will take e of itself.  Purr and the world purrs with you - puke and you puke alone.