Hot Damn
Holy Fuckin Shit. It's been so long since we've posted on this motherfucker. So much has changed. My deepest apoligies for no action nearly a year! My good friend Dave reminded me of the whole ordeal, and I had the burning desire to return to the site and post a message. Possibly Brendon and I will start posting every now and then, again. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. A year has gone by, but some things have stayed the same. Matt Walker is still a fag. Shawn is still a baby. Dave is still the man. And, Still, neither of us have gotten laid. I don't know what to write, so for now, eat dick.

Ian

Sorry, Guys
Our deepest aplogies to all of you fans who have been disappointed by the lack of posts from us. Ian has been very busy putting together a show on the 23rd at Old Labor Hall, which all fo you should go to. And Brendon has been in the Caribean playing pirates (lucky fucker) and getting drunk, beacause there is no drinking age...We are very sorry and will begin to add more to the site as soon as our lives ease up...Thank you and enjoy

Brendon and Ian

New Email!
Sorry guys. Due to technical deifficulties, we had to shut down our old email address. Luckily, we're samart fuckin guys, and we created a new one! BrendonandIan@hotmail.com. And, we are getting a great lack of E-mails. What's up guys? Send us anything! Thanks you and enjoy.

Brendon and Ian

Hey Brendon and Ian!

I just thought that it would be cool if i wrote you guys an e-mail while jacking off....oooo..wait..ya thats good.....ahhh...just hold on a second....ya thats the spot...okkkk..wooo hardly got through that....but it was fun.....had a great time....i was jacking off to the thought of me haveing a foursome with Beyonce...Brittany Spears....and Christina
Aguilara....we were in my pool out back...hold on i dont want this giz to dry up on my hand.....ok i'm back...anyway we were out back in my pool...and
Chris (she told me a could call her that) was licking my cock....Beyonce was on the deck and i was eating her out....and then I couldnt find Brittany i
think she was under water licking Chris's pussy....afterwards....u could not believe all the penial and viginal fluids in the pool....just one big coating over the top.....the orgy lasted 5 hours.....just thought I would let you know.....SEE YOU GUYS LATER!!

Yo boi
Brandon

E-Mail
E-mail us your thoughts, stories, jokes, whatever you fucking want to BrendonandIan@aol.com! If they're good, we'll post your e-mails on The Fucking Brendon and Ian Site, Dammit!

Matt
Dear Ian and Brendon,

My cousin kicking Ians ass was fictional...this was me and The Little Baby joking around...I think your site is very amusing and i think it needs a link to talk sex with Sue...www.talksexwithsue.com...she has a great site about sex oriented material...it is great.

Matt




This is absolutely incredible. Thank you, Mathew for coming around and enjoying the orgasmic expreiences of The Fucking Brendon and Ian Site, Dammit. It takes balls to take in and understand the humor and harassmant presented towards you from us. It is great that the whole army man thing was a joke, because Haitans with guns freak the hell out of us. It is great that you have decided to come around and masterbate to the humor of this site with the rest of the world. We will gladly post the sex talk with Sue site.

Brendon and Ian

David
"Fucking Haitians with Fucking guns in a little ass room, SHIT!"- quote from bad boys 2, fellas. Fucking add the bad boys 2 link to your website links. Its the sickest movie around right now with a few jack off scene availabilities. So add a fucking link. http://www.sonypictures.com/homevideo/badboysii/ - thats the link.

Love always your homie david


Sweet, man. I don't have much to respond to from that, but i wanna see the movie, and the link is located at the right. Funny shit.

Brendon and Ian

Clicking older
I am deeply sorry to say this but if you want to see our older comments you have to click older at the bottom left of our page, sorry to trouble you, NOW GO GET FUCKED UP THE ASS LIKE A GOOD BOY!

BAWLS my sweet, sweet bawls
This entry is dedicated to my one greatest fetish, yes I love the sweet sweet necter of BAWLS in my mouth. That meaning both the pubis infected Bawls of a man and the High caffine gamers Drink, If you think that the average gamer loves video games more than sex you are probably right, but in my case I tend to balance out my life. My life goes as follows: Wake up, jerk off, eat breakfast, eat penis, eat pussy , drink Bawls to wash down vaginal and penile fluids, then game the rest of the night. If it is late when I stop gaming, i will watch cinemax and jerk it some more. If this entry seems entirely meaningless to your life then FUCK OFF K cause you wouldnt be at this site then. Our main message is to drink lots of bawls(see link) and game alot.

Brendon, ians fetish of pirates coming soon

Maddie
Hey Boys! It's Maddie. Nice site, I love the stories about you guys. I just wanted to ask you about the hotel matter. I think you should still get us in. I'm ready for a night out with you guys. Hotels are a great place to video-tape porn too. I got a camera, get the boys together, we'll see what we can do. Contact Me.

Maddie


Wow! Thanks for finally coming around. This sounds like a great fucking plan. I'll have to reserve the Rustic for another night, becasue our previous date has already passed. We agree that hotels are just fantastic for porn. I do think that we could use a few more girls. Porno's are no good whatsoever if there is more dicks than chicks. I think a good line up would be Brendon, Ian, Rey (because he has to, not because i want his big dick in our bed), you, and six of your hottest friends you can round up. I'll talk to Rey about a good date. The background music for the porno will definately be the Rustic Restaurant Theme Song. Everyone check that shit out. It fuckin rocks!

www.rustic-inn.com

Well keep in contact about the porno. We'll have giant erections until then!

Brendon and Ian