The Treefort

• New computer acquired, finally able to update
• Newfangled split, curvy thing w/letters, numbers...they seem to think this is a keyboard
• Erica's going to Washington University...but you've heard by now
• Scholarship app.s just as bad as regular college app.s-- MY LIFE HAS NOT BEEN EASIER!
• What women really want is a better movie (not Mel Gibson, as previously thought)
• New Year's Eve Party fun...because YOU weren't there :oP
• Asti Spumonti...the other champagne
• Roger sleeps with Jackson, Matt. Erica mauled by Roger's vicious attempt to grab back pillow.
• Jackson coolest due to Rambo-esque tie headband, Roger not who he thought he'd be, proclaims my brother
• My mom joins the ranks of moms who think Roger's cute...Jackson's mom has yet to join, to Roger's disappointment

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01-09-01: Apparently I have to stop doing my updates at insanely late hours (ie the early AMs). Roger has pointed out that I wrote Mel Brooks into "What Women Want," when he was nowhere close to the vicinity of the town limits of that movie.* So here's my 1st site correction (man, i feel like The Spectator): all Mels involved in description of "WWW" are Gibson. Please disregard Mel Brooks, especially because I've already fixed the mistakes in the text below. Thank you. Please return to your regularly scheduled hacking.

01-07-01: I've added a Quotes page FINALLY! (And the peasants rejoice...)**

01-06-01: 1st update on my brand-new Dell computer. This wil prolly take me forever to write cuz of the weirdo keyboard they gave me...it's like...split, so each hand gets half the keys...a real typist's keyboard, and a typist I am definitely not. My old comp crashed, in case you were wondering why there hasn't been an update in an astronomically long time...even for me.

*Although, what women do want is a guy with a sense of humor...so it's understandable is Mel Brooks makes a cameo. Then again, I'd rather just watch "Robin Hood: Men In Tights"

**NOTE TO SELF: the readers of The Treefort...all 2 of them...are not peasants. They just have nothing better to do...