Garth-Party on, Wayne!
Wayne-What a totally amazing excellent discovery. NOT!
Wayne-I've had plenty of jo-jobs. Nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way. I have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets.
Stan-Why is it if a man kills another man in battle, it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion it's called murder?
Stacey-Happy Anniversary, Wayne.
Wayne-Stacey, we broke up two months ago.
Stacey-Well, that doesn't mean we can't still go out.
Wayne-Well, actually it does. That's what breaking up is.
Wayne-She's a babe! Sch-wing!Olly-olly-olly-olly!
Wayne & Garth-Party time! Excellent!
Wayne-I once thought that I had mono for a whole year. Turns out I was just really bored.
Garth-That bass player's a babe! She makes me feel kinda funny. Like when we used to climb the ropes in gym class.
Noah-Kids know dick.
Garth-I've never seen you so mental over a girl before. Are you going to marry her?
Wayne-Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Wayne-Exsqueeze me? A baking powder?
Garth-If she were a president, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
Garth-Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?
Wayne-Or imagine being magically swept away to...Delaware. Hi. I'm in Delaware.
Ben-Who wants Chinese takeout? I know a great place.
Wayne-I'll have the cream of some young guy.
Wayne & Garth-We're not worhy! We're not worthy! We're not worthy! We're scum! We suck!
Wayne-That's all the time we have for our movie. We hope you found it entertaining, whimsical and yet relevant, with an underlyin revisionist conceit that belied the film's emotional attachments to the subject matter.
Garth-I just hope you didn't think it sucked.