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Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Quotes

Austin-Smashing baby!

Austin-Oh, behave.

Austin-Groovy, baby.

Vanessa-I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that the only reason we are sharing a room is to keep up the context that we are a married couple on vacation.

Austin-Right. Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?

Austin-I'm just joking, Vanessa. I'm just trying to get a rise out of you. I'm just trying to get arise out of you. You know, for shits and giggles.

Mrs. Kensington-You have to remember, in Britain, in the '60s, you could be a sex symbol and have bad teeth.

Austin-I never forget a

Austin-I'm sorry that that bug up you ass had to die.

Vanessa-Well, did you at least use a condom?

Austin-No, only sailors use condoms!

Vanessa-Not in the '90s!

Austin-They should, those filthy bastards! They go from port to port!

Dr. Evil-My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous comments like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

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