All the Queen's Men

A very old teacher finally got to retire and go see Scotland, a place she'd wanted to see all of her life.

As is wont for the elderly, she got tired and had to sit down for a spell on a park bench. She happened to look over and saw an old man asleep under a tree. He wore a kilt.

The old school teacher just couldn't stand it any more. She HAD to go see - FINALLY - what a Scotsman wore under his kilt. She went over and gently lifted the kilt, then put it down quite hastily and went back to her park bench.

But the longer she sat there, the more amused she got. She just happened to have a blue ribbon in her purse. She got it out and steathily tied it around the Scotsman's you-know-what. Then she left chuckling.

The old Scotsman went home after he woke up. He had to go to the bathroom. As he lifted his kilt and looked down at the blue ribbon tied around his "thing", he said ...

I don't know where you been or what you've done,
But at least you got First Prize for it.

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For those of us who do not have the good fortune to go to Scotland to explore the Mystery of the Kilt in person, we now have visual proof as to what is under those kilts.

I give you
The Queen and the Queen's Men ..


Click Here
Courtesy of Urban Legends at About.com
WARNING: NUDITY

Comment
I can't help it. I gotta say it. That's one long tally-whacker! Mercy!

(If the picture ever gets taken offline, I have it on my hard drive. hee hee)