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Hey, its I-TV! Here are the results for 3/30/03!
Well hey heres what has been going down for the past couple of months. Well slic vic is the new insane wrestling league champion def. Arc angel and lil krazzee. wiht the help from subway and the two forms the newest group insanity productions clameing that they own the show.
Gutter gil dc and justin sane go fifteen minits beating the hell out of each other and all of their hardship lead to a time limit drawll gutter didnt seem to mind as he then took dc and bilybody bagz up and gave the gutter cutter from the top!
Hellraiser defeats billyboddy bagz to retain the tv chapionship!
AM/PM defeats 7/11 whos making these names up now its just like they just driving down the street whats next turnball canyon tag team. how la punte park gutter. oh well they defeat 7/11 with the move the polor bear splash.
AM/PM defeats Bad ass Bobby Dominguez with the rise and shine. Bad ass bobby dominguez crys in his girl friends shoes.
Am from am/pm defeat gutter gil to win the tag team titles. Unfortanitley for them insanity productions have decided to drop the tag team titles do to no new tag teams or no compatition for the new tag champs. he defats gutter by throwing gutter threw a flaming table.
Bob core defeats bad ass bobby dominguez with the bob gore. formor tag team partners savage and bobby to fight each other in a gurdge match. But due to the dark carnival upducting savage befor the match bob core decides to take the place for savage. But knowest to them unknowest to us savage came back from where ever the hell the dark carnival took him to he returned as blaze ya dead pyle.
Arc Angle defeats gutter gil to become the new genocidal chapion due to subway droping the title due to I am to lazy to defend the title. Arc angel defeats gutter with the final hyem.
ARC Angle defeats Pecker wood with the 450 splash.
DC defeats Justin sane and Gutter gil to become the number one contender to the deathmatch championship.
And last but not least i have save for you one of the matches that will be forever talked about in the iwl for two of are wrestlers mangeld and took years off his lifes when they deciede to take it up a notch in the death match devision im talking about DC vs Billybody bagz for the deathmatch championship. Billy boddy bagz defeasts dc but it wasnt about the match its about the friendship and brother hood that these two men showed at the end with a hand shake a hug and a cigaratte. All the IWL boys in the back came to show appreciation to DC And billy it was a great match.
The first match featured some guy versus someone else....
Here are the results for 2/2/01!
This show is to supposedly go on air when they video tape it soon!The show took place from the Mike Arena. Pie, in his final match, faced off against the mystery man in a hardcore match. Pie defeated the mystery man via the Piedegree.
A Triangle Match for the Tag Team Titles took place, pitting The Amazing Jeckel Brothers against Hell's Angels against "Psycho" Mike Gotch, and substituting for D.C., Bane. The match was fast and furious, with the Jeckel Brothers being eliminated first, after Wicked Clown tried to pin Biohazard and Mike sat on top of Clown! Then Mike turned on Bane and Hell's Angels got the pin, the win, and the titles!
Gutter Gil then defended his IWL Heavyweight Title against Jack N. Off. The match was a good one, but ended when Jack went for the Climaxer, but Gutter hit the Gutter Cutter in mid-air for the win!
Next, in a special "memorial" match, Justin Sane faced off against D.C. The match was a great one, showing off the well trained skills of both guys. They were so good that two old ladies in a car slowed down incredibly conspicuously to watch, or monitor. lol. D.C. picked up the hard fought win with the Flatliner.
Twisted then faced off against Nightstalker and Xanatos in a Three Way Dance. The match went all over the place, with all three of the guys being thrown over a car multiple times! Twisted picked up the win by pinning Xanatos.
Here are the results for 1/12/01!
The next match saw Gutter Gil face off against Jack N. Off and Arch Angel in a Number 1 contender's match for the IWL Heavyweight Title at Last Man Standing. It was a great match with Gutter finally getting the win after a Gutter Cutter on both men and then pinning Arch Angel.
The last match pitted Skippy against Bane in a retirement match. The two went at it hard fought, but then Arch Angel ran in and attacked Bane, then Skippy. However, the referee, Hellraiser, who coincidently happened to be Angel's partner in the Hell's Angels, didn't ring the bell... He finally rang it after a mystery man came out and attacked Bane with a metal baseball bat. Bane wins by DQ, so Skippy must retire!
An interview is shown with the mystery man sitting down in front of a dark shed talking with Arch Angel. Angel left, but then Bane showed up. He berated the mystery man, who then stood up and assaulted Bane with the metal bat. Arch Angel then returned and stomped on Bane. What is the relationship between these two? Hmmmm....
Here are the results for 1/5/01!
Next, Hellraiser faced off against Bane in a grudge match. Bane looked a little rusty, but it was a good match. Hellraiser racks up yet another win with the Rise From Hell!
In the night's "special" first main-event match, Gay Suke-Suke faced off against The Ultimate Reject and Tizz in a Triple Threat Match. The Ultimate Reject gets the win after Reject Splashing both Tizz and Gay.
The main event saw a mini-royal rumble, previewing the action for Last Man Standing! Tizz and Little-Hellraiser started things off, but they were soon joined by Arch Angel and then Hellraiser. Bane was next and then Mike Gotch. One-by-one they were eliminated, until it came down to Little-Hellraiser and Mike. Everyone stayed at ringside and tried to eliminate Mike and keep Little-Hellraiser from being eliminated, but Mike overcame all the odds and was able to drop Little-Hellraiser from the ring for the win! The fans boo'd, but Mike just flipped them off and celebrated... That's all for this crappy show. Later...
Here are the results for 11/3/00
"Psycho" Mike Gotch, who was revealed to be The Manticore all along, came down to the ring. He wanted Jack N. Off in the ring right then because Jack had attacked him while he was simply fixing the mats at Helloween. Jack N. Off hit the ring and we have an Impromptu Match up! In the middle of the match, Mike took Jack's shirt off and put it on, then proceeded to call himself Mike N. Off and took Jack's infamous "Ow, my head hurts!" line! In the end, Mike was able to get the win.
Hellraiser then duked it out with Arch Angel in a rematch from last week. Angel hit some good rope-walk spots, hitting a DDT off the middle of the top rope after the match. This was another great Arch Angel/Hellraiser match, just awesome, but Hellraiser was able to get the win again.
Next, Gutter Gil faced off against Madman in a Non-Title Match. This was a seriously great match-up, with Madman even attempting a Top-Rope Hurracanrana! Gil lost his shoe at the beginning of the match, but was able to get the win after a Gutter Cutter.
This I-TV's Main Event saw D.C. and Mike Gotch finally get their title match against The Amazing Jeckel Brothers. It was a great match, with Mike coming out as That Guy, then making an appearance as Sandman Mike and finally Manticore. After dropping all three gimmicks, Mike tried to block a Biohazard Drop Kick, but ended up having his thumb dislocated! He broke character and Choke Slammed Biohazard, then Wicked Clown, and fianlly, D.C.! D.C. accidently bounced onto Biohazard and a 3 count was made! D.C. and Mike win by accident! Mike walked over to the camera and showed his dislocated thumb, meanwhile, D.C. fought off all the Skullbashers in the ring! Mike returned to the ring and D.C. expected a fight, but Mike just took his belt and left. Thats all for today folks! Tune in next week for more I-TV!
Here are the results for 10/27/00!
Making his IWL debut, Hellraiser, who looked impressive to say the least, defeated Arch Angel. This was a great match.
Next up, Great Sasuke, Jr. got in some practice against a former IWL Heavyweight champion, D.C., in a No Holds Barred match. The action was hot and brutal with Sasuke getting the win over D.C.
Next, Xanatos faced Heavyweight champion, Pie, in a Hardcore Non-Title Match. The match was good, with all sorts of weapons being thrown around. Distractions by Nurse T&A became a problem, as everytime Pie was pinning Xanatos, she called the ref over. There was a brutal Powerbomb by Xanatos to Pie that would have made you cringe! Xanatos was able to get the win with distractions by Nurse T&A.
Finally, in this afternoon's Main Event, Gutter Gil faced The Manticore. The match was basic brawling with some good spots. After Manticore Choke Slammed Gutter (You had to see Gutter kick his feet!), he left! What is going on with him?! Gil won by Count Out.
Here are the results for 10/20/00!
Jay Mysterio and Kid Erik went at it with Arch Angel in a Hardcore Handicapped Elimination Match. Angel took on both midgets at once and was able to eliminate Erik, but was too tired to keep up with Jay, who got the rather easy pin.
Madman then went at it with Pie and D.C. in a Hardcore Three-Way Non-Title Match. Everytime it seemed that one man had the advantage over another, Pie made a comeback and interrupted, or kicked out of, a 3 count. Finally, Madman was able to get the pin on Pie for the hard-fought win!
In what was voted as the IWL's funniest match, Mike faced off with Great Sasuke, Jr. and Gutter Gil. Suprisingly, Mike was voted as being WAY funnier than Gutter Gil! Huh?! The match went to a Time Limit Draw thanks to incompetent, impatient staff.
Finally, in the Main Event, a Two Winner Battle Royal was held. The winners would get a shot at the IWL Tag Team titles. The participents were as follows: Arch Angel, D.C., Madman, Manticore, Nurse T&A, and Xanatos. Manticore first eliminated Arch Angel, followed by Madman. Arch Angel and Subway pulled Nurse T&A from the ring then Manticore sent Xanatos packing... D.C. and Manticore are the NUMBER 1 CONTENDERS!
Here are the results for 10/13/00!
Great Kabookie defeated Great Sasuke, Jr. in a Ninja Match. This saw all sorts of ninja-like moves and weapons being used, but Kabookie was able to get the win.
Next up, Arch Angel defended his belt against the returning Jay Mysterio who was given a shot at the title that was stripped from him less than a month ago. The match was good, with Arch Angel retaining his Hardcore Title.
Next, making his IWL debut, Abel faced off with Wicked Clown. Abel dominated the match, but Wicked Clown was able to kick out of The First Murder, and hit the Last Laugh for the win!
Biohazard then faced The Manticore, who dominated most of the match, but the tides were turned as Biohazard brought in a pair of nunchucks. Manticore Choke Slammed him to hell and then left again! Bio won by Count Out.
In this afternoon's Main Event, Pie duked it out with the winner of the five man rumble at Hogie's Revenge... Kid Erik?! Pie more or less ruled the match and got a somewhat easy win. That's all for today folks!
Here are the results for 10/6/00
Triple F, "Flyin'" Freddie Fernandez, defeated Jack N. Off in their debut match which saw some great action. FFF won with the Sky Twister Press.
Next, in an IWL Vs. Skullbashers representative match, Gutter Gil defeated Pie with a Gutter Cutter. Not a good foreshadowing for Pie's title match on Sunday!
Cut to the back where the Skullbashers scold Pie for caring more about his pie than the Skullbashers.
Next, making his IWL debut, Madman, with Nurse T&A and Xanatos, defeated Israel "Fury" Juarez in his last match, and last minute replacement for Bane, D.C. Israel got busted open halfway through the match, and Madman, unbelievably, defeated D.C. with the Compton Crunch for the win and the Genocidal Title!
Next, The Amazing Jeckel Brothers, Biohazard and Wicked Clown, defeated Jay Mysterio for the Tag Team Titles. Israel was cut too badly from his last match and was unable to help defend the belts. Jay kept his own, but the Jeckel Brothers were too much for him, and were able to win the Tag Team belts! Afterwards, the two fought over the one present belt.
Now, for this afternoon's main event, D.C. faces off with Subway! D.C. struggled to keep his own, but constant interference by the Skullbashers was overwhelming. Suddenly, however, Pie had a rebirth and hit the ring, Pie-digreeing Subway! The Skullbashers sent him to the back, but Subway was already down for the count, and D.C. became the new IWL Heavyweight Champion! That's all for today! Catch ya Sunday!
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