hey there, hot,sexy mama!
name: matt charles a.ka. jenks, beavis(hehe)
2. home town- the ghettos of marlton
3.school- cherokee
4. school mascot- the giant floating butt of cherokee high skool....it tried
to eat my nipple
5. top ten favorite bands/singers?- Soulfy, Sepultura, Slipknot, Cradle of
Filth, Snot, Boy Sets Fire, Double O Negative, Luther Vandross, Damn Yankees,
Winger, Aqua 6. favorite color?- black
7. if you could change one thing about the world ,what would it be?- the
size of my penis
8. if you were stuck on an island.....what three things would you bring?-
"the happy farmer" dildo, a sac of monkeys, a stick of butter
9. who is the scariest looking person you know?- Benskin....he has a mullet
10. your motto in life?- "So lose yourself to find yourself, Dont need to
act like nobody else, sometimes it feels as if the road is blocked, i'll find
a way to move those rocks!" Max Cavalera
11. what words/phrases do you overuse?- Pants
12.favorite cartoon character?- Johnny Bravo
13. favorite person on saved by the bell?- Screech....he melts my butter
14. do you like to dance?- i have been known to get down with my bad self
15. what cd's are in your cd player right now?- Cradle of Filth-Dusk and Her
Embrace, some black sabath tribute cd that i got in tunes for $3, and the new
Soulfly digipack!!!
16. if you could change your name...what would you change it to?- Ezekial
Underalls- the hairiest midget in all of porn
17. if you had a time machine, where would you go?- a couple minutes from
now, so my dinner would be ready....im really hungry
18. late night with....letterman? leno? or o'brien?- Conan O'Brien....he
has the masturbating bear =)
19. favorite movie?- I have many favorites, such as The Crow and RedneckZombies
20. favorite oldies song?- i dont know if funk classifies, but anything that
is funk is fine in my book
21. barbie or gi joe?- Barbie.....g.i. joe doesnt have breasts
22. winnie the pooh, eeyore, or tigger?- eeyore....hes good and monitone
23. have you ever streaked?- no, but i shaved a monkey's ass, once
24. favorite show?- Drew Carey....there's something about a fat guy with
glasses that turns me on 25. favorite actor?- the stunt cock from Orgasmo
26. most embarrasing moment?- When i got that spork stuck in my hiney
27. who's the loudest person you know?- probably the m.o.b.'s ass
28. if you could move, where would you go?- the bathroom
29. who's your favorite sesame street character?- Snuffaluffagus....how many
character's had that kool of a name?
30.) what's your favorite stuffed animal?- its not really stuffed....its
kind of inflated....and its not an animal....its a woman...
31. what's your favorite song?- the one at the beginning of "Ass Ventura-
Butt Detective"
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