This here fella came across me because of my risque profile, and felt holy enough to come over to the dark side and get crushed. He had no idea what he was in for. Here it goes, joining in mid-chat cause I got kicked off after we started. It wasn't as funny as this, I promise:
DWARF PENIS: it means "he causes to become, and it's God's real name
HYPNOKRISHNA: and who is this "god" you speak of, hmmm?
DWARF PENIS: also the english translation of YHWH
DWARF PENIS: The almighty God
HYPNOKRISHNA: oh no
HYPNOKRISHNA: you're one of THEM, aren't you?
DWARF PENIS: no?
DWARF PENIS: I'm one of those who "knows" it
DWARF PENIS: not one of the blind
HYPNOKRISHNA: here i thought you wanted to talk dirty to me, and here you're just gonna testify to me
HYPNOKRISHNA: "IN THE LAND OF THE BLIND, THE ONE-EYED MAN IS KING"
DWARF PENIS: lol
DWARF PENIS: so do u disagree w/ any i said?
HYPNOKRISHNA: do you wear that WWJD krap, like the headbands and the shoelaces?
DWARF PENIS: no
HYPNOKRISHNA: do you "lol" a lot? maybe i should be praying for you
DWARF PENIS: nope
HYPNOKRISHNA: jesus had nice abs
DWARF PENIS: only said it once
DWARF PENIS: he was perfect
DWARF PENIS: ofcoarse he prob did
HYPNOKRISHNA: do you find him attractive?
DWARF PENIS: no i'm attracted to women
HYPNOKRISHNA: it's okay, you can level with me.
DWARF PENIS: meaning?
HYPNOKRISHNA: admitting to your homoerotic feelings about our lord and savior jesus christ
DWARF PENIS: maybe u but not me
HYPNOKRISHNA: besides, what's a jew doing with a hispanic name?
DWARF PENIS: im not a jew
HYPNOKRISHNA: not you retard, JC
DWARF PENIS: o
HYPNOKRISHNA: what you hate homos and jews?
DWARF PENIS: i just said i'm not a jew, and God hates homos, he finds them discusting and said his people also should hate them, so yes
HYPNOKRISHNA: for being a god of love, he sure did a lot of hating, yes? after all, god created man in his own image, so maybe god had some sugar in him as well. classic self loathing.
DWARF PENIS: no mans had a lot of bad, he hates the bad they do, not them
HYPNOKRISHNA: so, if jesus came to you in a vision and said, "DWARF PENIS, you gotta fellate a dude in order to get into heaven," you wouldn't do it? methinks yes
HYPNOKRISHNA: have you ever seen a boobie?
DWARF PENIS: well for one thing, you and nobody is going to heaven
DWARF PENIS: if u read the bible, mans only hope is on earth
DWARF PENIS: no heaven, and no hell
HYPNOKRISHNA: i hope not, cause there's an old joke that goes that in heaven all the bottles have holes in them and all the women don't. get it?
HYPNOKRISHNA: do you think that jesus' foreskin when they circumsized him could have been used as a holy relic?
DWARF PENIS: yes i heard that joke, dont' worry when your dead, you'll just be dead
DWARF PENIS: nah
HYPNOKRISHNA: do you think joseph smith was rakishly handsome?
DWARF PENIS: y don't u ask him yourself
DWARF PENIS: i think bethsheba was rakishly beautiful
HYPNOKRISHNA: if i told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
DWARF PENIS: sure
HYPNOKRISHNA: so i could spoon you? you've consented!!!!!!
DWARF PENIS: spoon me?? never heard that before
HYPNOKRISHNA: apparently you've never been held. by man or woman.
DWARF PENIS: apparenty, i've never heard that slang that never got out of the little town it was made in
HYPNOKRISHNA: look it up, stud. you probably don't even cuddle after the deed. i heard that was an original commandment that moses erased off the teblets: "thou shalt cuddle after doing the dirty deed". moses liked to go straight to sleep.
DWARF PENIS: lol
HYPNOKRISHNA: there you go again with that lol krap. you really show your effiminite side when you do that. how limp are your wirsts anyway? are there excercises for that?
HYPNOKRISHNA: are you gonna check out my website? it's in my profile. if i may, i'm gonna save this little conversation we're having and post it on my page.
DWARF PENIS: yes and limp enough to crush any bone in ones body
HYPNOKRISHNA: please don't get violent. it's not becoming of a good little god's boy like yourself. i bet if you met satan you would give him an old school beat-down
HYPNOKRISHNA: boo yaa
DWARF PENIS: hes your friend, i'll let him stay w/ u
HYPNOKRISHNA: i thought you didn't beleive in him.
HYPNOKRISHNA: do you have those porno blocks on your computer so you don't see anything offensive?
DWARF PENIS: I do believe in him
DWARF PENIS: no
DWARF PENIS: he used to be a cherub
HYPNOKRISHNA: well i'm getting tired. got anything else interesting to say? if you wanna save me now, you better do it.
DWARF PENIS: not less u wanna ask anything
HYPNOKRISHNA: what size pants do you wear?
DWARF PENIS: width or length?
HYPNOKRISHNA: apparently you're real behind on modern slang, hippie
HYPNOKRISHNA: i will pray for you my little blind sheep
DWARF PENIS: u must live in some small town who thinks they be talkin like new yorkers
HYPNOKRISHNA: wow, you're bitter hatred and xenophobia unnerves me. jesus said love everybody-or else!
one more thing: do you pray over your condoms before you use them?
DWARF PENIS: i didn't know a statement of fact constituted to meaning one has bitter hatred
HYPNOKRISHNA: speak english cracker!!!! i think a cockroach has crawled into your ear and is now laying eggs in your brain. we'll be talking again real soon.
MORE AND MORE ABUSE
--1--Another Humiliation
--2--Laughing at the Mentally Handicapped
--3--Prime Time HYPNOKRISHNA
--4--GO MENTAL!
