(I ran into my online buddy, the “Drooling Idiot” from a few pages back, one late evening. Apparently he was cruising and looking to score, and I harshed his mellow. He really wasn’t biting at the bait, but I think his blue balls were interfering with his concentration.)
MILLIMETER PETER: what do you want?
HYPNOKRISHNA: just chillin fool
MILLIMETER PETER: well chill somewhere else putz
HYPNOKRISHNA: why must you be so cold david? you're so distant anymore.
MILLIMETER PETER: like I should be any other way to a loser like you
HYPNOKRISHNA: you told me along ago that i was special. what happened to the magic? the mystery? the endless longing?
MILLIMETER PETER: lol...when did I ever tell you you were special?
HYPNOKRISHNA: dude i thought you were sweet on me? what's the deal? my friends all told me you were a huge LOSER!!!!!!!!!
MILLIMETER PETER: take a hike pinhead
HYPNOKRISHNA: lol, you're the one who needs to chill!! still like to wear the frilly panties?
MILLIMETER PETER: you must have me confused with yourself....you and your hypno panty fetish
HYPNOKRISHNA: Hey, aren't you the god's boy? you're the churchy one who thinks jesus is cute.
HYPNOKRISHNA: whatever lameoid
MILLIMETER PETER: lameoid??? what are you, 10?
HYPNOKRISHNA: you should change your screen name to "frillypantiesfn"
HYPNOKRISHNA: whatever
HYPNOKRISHNA: you're such a weakling.
HYPNOKRISHNA: i miss you buddy. call me sometimes.
MILLIMETER PETER: sure, what's your number?
HYPNOKRISHNA: it's tattooed on your mama's hind end. right next to my portrait.
CRACKHOUSES FOR THE SOUL
--1--That's right. Same retard as this one. Come laugh again!
--2--Love letters to amputee porn stars.
--3--Who Needs Love When You Have a Gun?
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