This individual seemed rather troubled, and to come to me for help...the dumb son of a bitch should have known better.
BOY TOY: i don't understand your profile
HYPNOKRISHNA: it's in english right? what don't you get?
BOY TOY: are you evil?
BOY TOY: can you cast spells or do rituals?/taking ones soul?
HYPNOKRISHNA: there is no good nor is there evil...one must progress upon tumultous paths in order to realize that. besides, if there was no evil in this world, how would one define the good?
BOY TOY: can you?
BOY TOY: guess not..bye
HYPNOKRISHNA: maybe, for a fee. i was trained in the ways of homfourt voodoo by a cajun witch, she was an amazing lady...the crazy nights we had...so anyway, what's the deal son? trouble in pennsylvania?
BOY TOY: oh..
BOY TOY: let me explain
BOY TOY: well....i have had this lustful dark desire for a long time...to have my willpower taken.....to be controlled...used for a controlling woman's gains....not roleplay...and by a spell or ritual that makes me feel powerless.....something using me......is that even possible?
HYPNOKRISHNA: why don't you go find a hooker and score man? or like maybe a girlfriend? if you want i could whip your scrawny little frame into shape, unless you're some kind of weirdo.
BOY TOY: i was being serioius.....about wanting this..thanks for making a joke of it..
BOY TOY: i have PLENTY of women i can "score" with thank you
HYPNOKRISHNA: hey lighten up. wanna join my cult?
BOY TOY: i told you what i wanted
HYPNOKRISHNA: i'll brutalize you with a hot iron
HYPNOKRISHNA: staple you to a wall, sounds fun don't it?
BOY TOY: actually....not
BOY TOY: i'm not into pain..just mind control
HYPNOKRISHNA: come on you sound so hot. me love you long time. i'm big and fat! i bet you love that huh?
BOY TOY: yuk
HYPNOKRISHNA: wassup fool? i've got control of your mind already. don't you know that? i am a true demigogue in the seas of limp wristed sheep!!! I OWN YOUR SOUL WEENER EATER!!!!!
BOY TOY: mmmmm
HYPNOKRISHNA: ever eat bugs? i hope so, cause i'm gonna shove a handful of nightcrawlers down your esophagous! i'm gonna sue you for child support!!!!
BOY TOY: what the heck are you talking about
HYPNOKRISHNA: don't play dumb with me! i know who this is!!!! you got me pregnant three years ago and now i'm poor as hell and your baby has worms like a dog! it scrapes its butt on the floor to itch itself! it isn't even human! you've ruined me!!!
(HYPNOKRISHNA note): sadly my new pal signed off in a hurry after that. I cyber-stalked him for a while longer, but he wouldn’t give anything else up to your god. Hope he finds the shrink he needs.
MORE KINK THAN A GARDEN HOSE
--1--Your Source For Amusement
--2--Stop Me Before I Kill Again!
--3--I know How To Hurt Your Feelings
--4--Negative Affirmations
