Toji Takes On...
Toji Takes on. Yea. Anyway this is my unique humor section where I express my thoughts on various DBZ and anime related things. I will warn you that I may get vulgar,mean spirited,and just generally not very nice. So dont be too offended.
TTO for 9.19.00.(scroll down for older TTO's)
Todays VegettoEX Autofellatio:Fushigi Yugi is amazing!
Hahahahah,you thought this was about Fushigi Yugi didnt you? You are stupid bastards. Dont believe me.
Anway I am going to write about wether or not it is right for Animes to have Men look like
Todays Rant:Is Gohan gay?
I was watching the show the other day and realized something. Gohan is very, very gay,or in fact a girl.
There is evidence. And lots of it. First is after Piccolo trains him. Do you really think that they just trained all that time? And after all Piccolo's "love" seemed to be something he enjoyed. I am not going to go into detail as to how this would be possible,Mike Payne already did that. Now think about this:If Gohan died,how long would it be until he was brought back? They needed Piccolo for the Dragon Balls(the name hints at this even further)so he could come back and see Gohan immediately. If Gohan died they would undoubtedly revive Tenshinhan,Yamucha,and Chaozu first. And that would mean a LONG time without his lover. So you see,this did indeed happen.
After Piccolo gets back there are even more homosexual things that take place. First is them dressing alike. Have you ever been to San Fransisco? If so you know that gay men always wear those stupid twin outfits. There are always at least two gay couples walking around with those lame ass Hawaiian shirts,and and white shorts. Also,if you pay close attention you will notice a scene where Gohan talks about Piccolos enormous "ki". This is obviously just another reference.
I bet your saying"But wait Toji,you homophobic bastard,HE MARRIES VIDEL!!!" Well have you ever seen the movie "The Birdcage"? I dont need to say anymore. And besides that,Videl isnt very attractive,and we all know gay men generally go after unattractive women as they know that they are desperate.
Well I guess thats it,so like I said just dont be too offended.
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