Vegeta's Saiya-jin Camp
Welcome to Vegeta's Saiya-jin Camp! Read below...
What is Vegeta's Saiya-jin Camp?
VSC is a state-of-the-art, one-of-a-kind camp offering many courses in which your child/husband/pet/spouse/neighbor/telemarketer can learn the ways of the Saiya-jin
through hardship in a unclean, unhealthy and most importantly, disease-infested environment. He/she/it will be brought up using mean but effective techniques. This program's
instructor is Vegeta, a lone Super Saiya-jin himself who has been through trial and tribulation, child abuse, separation with a legal guardian, depression and has participated in numerous 12-step programs. In other words, think of
it as obedience training without the food, healthcare, socializing, ventilated rooms, heating and anything else you consider a right.
"Alright, you scum! Listen up! I'm only gonna say this once and, if you've got a problem with that, take it up with my fist! The schedule goes like this...any complaints and I'll make you see 16th-century China from your rear! (Don't ask me
how though...) Got it? Good!"
The Schedule
4:03.26 A.M.: You will make your way to VSC's own Walking Station...don't bother waiting for the bus! Not a second late or you have to stay for an additional week! Upon arrival, you will be escorted to VSC by way of two mules and a goose. Any and all complaints are written down by the goose for future reference so, WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!!
6:07.32 A.M: The trip to VSC will take 2 hours, 4 minutes and 6 seconds no matter where you live so don't think differently! Want me to smack you? GO AHEAD! I DARE YOU!! Once there, I will proceed in smacking you anyways for a good 4 hours...
10:30.17 A.M.: I will continue smacking you senseless, degrading you and harassing you for another 2 hours. (Also referred to as "Happy Time.")
12:35.58 P.M.: We will all go to the "cafeteria" for "lunch." I will personally serve you a tablet of rat poison and Ridalin. (My bad! THIS is referred to as "Happy Time.")
12:35.59 P.M.: You will be tought how to "rough" it outdoors in VSC's neighboring Carnivore Forest, which sports many varieties of bears, tigers, alligators and many other types of carnivorous animals. Your supplies? A stick of butter, toothpaste and three band-aids (your choice of Charlie Brown, Barney or Barbie). This will take place for 7 hours...good luck!
7:38.41 P.M.: I will once again smack, degrade and harass the remaining students...
10:50.01 P.M.: "Productivity Time." The remaining students will be fed to dinosaurs in a competition to see which one fills the most hunger. I will go to sleep confidently knowing I have put in a hard day's work in today's society but, not before going to a few night clubs and getting drunk...
4:03.26 A.M.: A new group of victims...er....pupils will arrive.
Lessons Learned
1. To respect Vegeta
2. To respect Vegeta some more
3. How to apply band-aids
4. How to survive in dangerous situations
5. How long it takes for black eyes and other wounds to heal
6. To respect Vegeta even more
Other Details
The cost for VSC is $8. No real food will be given. This includes the price of Vegeta's beatdown (all 3 of them) and the Ridalin. If you have any other questions, you can take it up with my fist.
Caution: Attending Vegeta's Saiya-jin Camp may result in the following:
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