True "Hope!" of the Future
In Actuality
Trunks appears from the future to destroy Frieza-Bot, King Cold and his henchmen and then proceeds in helping the Z Warriors throughout the Android/Cell Saga.
The Replacement
Jerry Lewis would replace Trunks as the "hope of the future".
The Result
Frieza-Bot and King Cold would most likely blow themselves up as a result of Jerry's "HEY LADY!" Gokou would end up dying not from his disease but from Lewis' suicidal way with words... Bulma would
sacrifice herself to make up for bringing such an annoyance onto the people of Earth and Vegeta would become a drunken bum recalling stories of the "Saiya-jin Prince." Goten would die within his mother's womb
to save himself from the torture to come and Buu would suck up the power of the infamous Flubber only to die from the chemical alteration of his D.N.A.
The Interpretation
Lewis a.k.a. "Trunks" would kill future enemies all by himself by becoming the enemy the Z Crew never thought possible...
DBFC: DragonBall Fried Chicken!
In Actuality
Ki is an efficient way of ridding the universe of unwanted nuisances including Majin Buu, Cell, Nappa, Broli and the list goes on...
The Replacement
Rubber chickens would replace all Ki.
The Result
Instead of a loud "BOOM!!!" at the demise of an opponent, a "SQUEAK!" would take its place. This results in much laughter...some situation this includes are: 1) Gohan reaches SSJ2 and overpowers Cell with his
much larger chicken. Although Vegeta and Piccolo's chickens were uneffective. 2) Gokou goes Kaio Ken 4 against Vegeta and, after launching him through the atmosphere, the chickens numbed his whole body... ~_O 3) There are
many times where the idea of shooting chickens from one's mouth were good but the result is less than grand after Piccolo, Dabura, Buu and others end up "choking on their chicken."
The Interpretation
Although "I'm going to beat you" and "Don't be so cocky" doesn't sound as appealing as "We do chicken right" and "Don't count yer chickens before they hatch"..."Choking your chicken" is one of the more common results...
You Pulled a Gokou
In Actuality
Gokou, as we all know, is less than a genius. He's pulled a few Uncle Murray's in his day, which usually end up costing someone he holds dear their life or even his own.
The Replacement
Albert Eistein would replace Son Gokou as DB/Z/GT's dominant male character
The Result
Piccolo, Vegeta, Bulma and the others would no longer have to sit through one of Gokou many "brain farts." Instead, Eistein would come up with many plans to help Vegeta, Trunks, Gohan and Goten become powerhouses. This would shorten battles,
as they are without Gokou's never-ending, always present "Boy's Town" speaches. Earth would no longer be the primary target in the solar system because the one person with an evil magnet in his head is now gone. Oh yeah, and Chichi, Princess Snake, Kaioh-sama and many
other people who have suffered the infamous passer-by "Kitchen Raid" that we've come to know and hate would now be able to rest in peace knowing that the walking garbage disposal is out of their lives forever.
The Interpretation
Let's just say that there would be less death and frustration...altogether.
