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PERSONALS
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Willing To Wear Socks!
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Coklat Bubuk; 49, Jakarta, Indonesia
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Bollocks!
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Heavily Medicated SWF.
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Nancy; 19, Cocksnap Cove, Newfoundland
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How's she going bye? 'Dis is Nancy here, down along de Cove, minding me own like. Nuttin' ever heppens down down these parts 'sept when de guy from de social drops by. Anyways me Doctor says she's right fer dating again. Just looking fer a nice time bye's. Be making sure dat ye bring plenty of booze mind if yer up fer a bit. Call 555-9109
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Sex Magnet.
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Kenny; 20, Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
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Young, fit and built like an Ox. Lookin' for blonde petit babes to break cheese with. I service a lot of body parts. If you want me to open up your can of Tuna I'll guarantee you'll get a real tune-up! Call 555-1216
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Career Driven Professional.
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Tisha; 27, Mississauga, Ontario
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Down to earth legal secretary. Into clubbing, nights out, expensive restaurants, fast cars, casino's, designer clothing, facials, back rubs, nail manicures, plastic surgery, botox and guys 25-40 with expensive tastes. Call 555-6671
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Former Castrated Monk.
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Curly; 51, Moncton, New Brunswick
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What is my idea of fun? Well, that’s a good question now, isn’t it! I love late night alcohol fueled conversations. I’m into zombie type multiple murder indie films and all music by George Strait. Hmmm. What else? Can you maintain an hour long conversation about ironing boards? Well, I can! Call me straight away! Gay, male or female. I can't do much to you anyway! 555-2134
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Average Looking Grandmother Seeking Love.
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Edna; 56, Miramichi, New Brunswick
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SWG (My grand-daughter's lingo for Single White Granny). Seeking hansome man 50+. I like looking out of me kitchen window and smoking all day. If you're interested write me.
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Exotic Tortoise Handler.
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Gary; 26, Ipswich, United Kingdom
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I’m a jack of all trades. Tortoise handling is my main one although Goldfish breeding comes a close second. I love building and launching model sheep over cliff-tops in my spare time. Into Hugely Fat Women of any age actually. Call 011-44 555-4507
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Old-fashioned.
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Alphonsine; 86, Petit-Rocher, New Brunswick
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Widowed mother of sixteen seeking gentleman of similar age with no pre-exisiting heart condition for romantic walks, candle-lit dinners and lights out, missionary position only sex. Call 555-4662
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Emotionally Insecure.
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Clyde; 22, Basildon, United Kingdon
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I see things with my eyes. I like to play games, and am looking to screw with someone's head! If your a woman 18-25 proceed with great caution! Call 011-44 555-7474
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Just Look At My Assets!
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Samantha; 26, Los Angeles, USA
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If you can take your eyes off of my cleavage for just a minute I'd just like to point out that I am a certified Foot callus remover. Aside from this I'm looking for mature women to satisfy me. No facial hair or flakey skin complaints please. Call 555-1833Call 555-4333
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Trench Coat Tease.
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Pedro; 21, Tijuana, Mexico
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Why You Shouldn’t Contact Me: I'm like a fridge magnet - I'm cold. I'm like a potato - always on the couch. I'm like a whale - stranded on a beach. I wear a tench coat - I open it to please! If you feel the sparks fly come on by. Call 555-2321
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I'm looking For A Good Christian Who Loves Jesus
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Becky 36; Winnipeg, Manitoba
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Christians are the only people who make demands that their dates be of the same faith as they are. I am no different. "I'M A JESUS FREAK!". Hallelujah! I share the same faith as men who do the same. Call me 555-4420
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Experienced well endowed Chinese spanking crossdresser.
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Mr Chi; 45, Alma, New Brunswick
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You may call me Mistress Miyagi. A lotta men do! I fall on harder times before and will again. I still got stamina for you no worry. I big at heart and somewhere else too! You wanna fool around, have some fun with crossdressing chinese-canadian fisherman? Yes? Call me quick! 555-3221 or if no interested come visit my Sushi store instead!
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I Don't Like Guys Who Play Games
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Rutana; 25, Vancouver, British Columbia
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I don't think that the men who do play games, would rarely acknowledge that they play games. Hell, most of them probably don't even realize they're doing it when they are. And maybe I just don't read the guys' personals enough, but I very much doubt you're going to find anyone that says, "I like to play games, and am looking to mess with someone's head". It's one of those crap-shoots that everyone has to ante into when you do the online dating thing. Sort of like when you go to meet someone who hasn't sent you a picture, and you're really hoping that half their head hasn't been taken over by a giant mole. You just never know until you meet the person. It's a shame, my ass is smokin'!
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Happily Married Swingers.
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Mike & Kendra; Moncton, New Brunswick
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We are a fun-loving married couple in our mid-fifties who are healthy and love the great outdoors. Beach-combing, windsailing, yoga, eating macrobiotic yogurts you name it we do it. We'll also be glad to do it all with you too! Interested in inter-marital intercourse with us? Call 555-7456 or pick up a brochure today!
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Butt Grabbin' Opportunity!
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Denise: 23, Witney, Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
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10. Hi! My name is Denise and I'm 20. If you're interested call me.
What's there to be interested in? Plenty! I'm young. I look great in frilly lingerie and I enjoy casual sex. You can find me most weekends down The Palace Nightclub dancin' my ass off knocking back vodka's. Come on down and grab my butt! Call 011-44-555-3452
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