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Your so poor people from the church would run over animals in front of your
house to help with food.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy it looks like she has Don King in a headlock.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin. Somebody asked
her how that could be possible.
"Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian and he died before
we could consummate the marriage."
"The second time I married a naval officer and war broke out on our wedding day."
"The third time I married a Microsoft Windows programmer and he just sat on the
edge of the bed and kept telling me how good it was going to be."
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