The End of the Internet. Triple-D Ain't All Right (Since 1999) -- Hi, my name is Melvine.#Will you play chess with me?#This page may take a minute or two to load...#but as you can see, it's well worth it!#Also, my name's not really Melvine...#it's Triple-D. But I would still like to play chess with you!#Actually, I hate chess. Sorry.
The above statement is indeed correct: you cannot go any further, because you have officially come to "The End of the Internet." I would wager that you did not think such a thing was even possible; however, I can assure you that it most certainly IS. Attempting to continue from this point on would be as horribly ill-advised as trying to jump across the Grand Canyon or swim across the Pacific Ocean; it simply cannot, and should not, be done. I think. Triple-D Ain't All Right (Since 1999) -- Hi, my name is Melvine.#Will you play chess with me?#This page may take a minute or two to load...#but as you can see, it's well worth it!#Also, my name's not really Melvine...#it's Triple-D. But I would still like to play chess with you!#Actually, I hate chess. Sorry.
However, you may yet be able to save yourself by pressing the "Back" button on your current Web browser...or by clicking on one of the many links which have been ever-so-thoughtfully provided below! And before you ask, yes, I am painfully aware of the fact that if this was the true "end" of the Internet, there would not be any links to click at all, but hey, I wanted it this way. Sorry, but there is nothing I can do to convince myself otherwise. I think. Triple-D Ain't All Right (Since 1999) -- Hi, my name is Melvine.#Will you play chess with me?#This page may take a minute or two to load...#but as you can see, it's well worth it!#Also, my name's not really Melvine...#it's Triple-D. But I would still like to play chess with you!#Actually, I hate chess. Sorry.
Disclaimer: The AGCSWF is purely a work of fiction. All storylines, situations and characters depicted herein are fabricated. Any resemblance to actual individuals living or dead is entirely coincidental. Triple-D Ain't All Right (Since 1999) -- Hi, my name is Melvine.#Will you play chess with me?#This page may take a minute or two to load...#but as you can see, it's well worth it!#Also, my name's not really Melvine...#it's Triple-D. But I would still like to play chess with you!#Actually, I hate chess. Sorry.
Disclaimer: The AGCSWF is purely a work of fiction. All storylines, situations and characters depicted herein are fabricated. Any resemblance to actual individuals living or dead is entirely coincidental.
