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Ten Deep Questions of Life:
1. When sign makers go on strike, is anything painted on their signs?
2. Why do television stations report power outages?
3. Why is a package sent by land carrier by ship is car cargo?
4. Where do forest rangers go to get away?
5. Why do we call them apartments when they are attached to one another?
6. When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
7. Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
8. Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor, but book publishers aren’t afraid to have a chapter 11?
9. Why do we call it a TV set when you only get one?
10. Why isn’t phonetics spelled the way it sounds?
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