What that really Means.

My wife doesn't understand me."
Really means.... >>>> "She's heard all my stories before, and is tired of them."

"It would take too long to explain."
Really means.... >>>> "I have no idea how it works. "

"I'm getting more exercise lately."
Really means.... >>>> "The batteries in the remote are dead."

"I got a lot done."
Really means.... >>>> "I found 'Waldo' in almost every picture."

We're going to be late."
Really means.... >>>> "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

"Hey, I've read all the classics."
Really means.... >>>> "I've been subscribing to Playboy since 1972."

"You cook just like my mother used to."
Really means.... >>>> "She used the smoke detector as a meal timer, too."

Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love."
Really means.... >>>> "I forgot our anniversary again."

"You expect too much of me."
Really means.... >>>> "You want me to stay awake."

"It's a really good movie."
Really means.... >>>> "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and Heather Locklear."

"That's women's work."
Really means.... >>>> "It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."

"You just bought new clothes 3 years ago."
Really means....>>>> "I spent all them money on hockers and beer. "

"She's one of those rabid feminists."
Really means.... >>>> "She refused to make my coffee."

"But I hate to go shopping."
Really means.... >>>> "Because I always wind up outside the dressing room holding your purse

." "No, I left plenty of gas in the car."
Really means.... >>>> "You may actually get it to start

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