My girlfriend and I went out New Years Eve on a major
                   session. I had to take a trip to the little boys room half
                   way through the night and on my way back to my pint I
                   was nabbed, and pulled into the girls loos. Much to my
                   dismay, I was nabbed by a girl only to be alerted that my
                   girlfriend had collapsed in one of the cubicles (so that
                       definitely ruled out sordid hard-core sex with this beautiful
                       stranger!). Well anyway, when I tried to get her onto all
                   fours to get sick into the toilet bowel, she managed to get
                   sick all over the two of us...it was like something out of
                   the Exorcist.

                   Lo and behold I had no choice but to ring a taxi and bring
                   her back to my house to get cleaned up. I ran a bath,
                   stripped her off and threw her in. I went down stairs to
                   shove both our clothes into the wash and on my return I
                   was shocked to find her completely submerged in the
                   water, motionless. Needless to say I panicked
                   (remember, I wasn't too sober myself!). It was like a
                   scene out of Baywatch..."GET OUT OF THE WATER" I
                   screamed as I ran to the bathtub. (Eat your heart out
                       David Hasslehoff). I grabbed her by the head of hair,
                   pulled her out and made a drunken attempt at mouth to
                   mouth resuscitation.
                   After about five minutes of mouth to mouth I was slapped
                   across the head and my girlfriend said with a lot of
                   difficulty and a lot of coughing, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE
                   YOU DOING YOU TOSSER, I WAS JUST WASHING MY
                   HAIR!" So, I slightly over-dramatised

                   Gerald, Ireland

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