This
all happened about two years ago...It was coming up
for the 5th of November and being a chemistry student I
decided it would be a good idea to make my own squibs.
Anyway, I "borrowed" the materials needed to make
something similar to the industrial explosive "Nitram". I
did all the procedures as stated in the books and ended
up with something that looked like brown sugar. Thinking
that this probably would be quite crap, as it was home
made, I added a "little bit extra to sort of .... em ...give it a
bit of a bang!
Anyway a couple of days before bonfire night I went out
with the only one I had made, for a test. Near to where I
stay is a wall with a hollow in it, which seemed like a
perfect testing ground. After placing and lighting the fuse,
I ran like hell, What I didn't mention was that there were
houses across from this hollow and that it was about
11.00pm. When It actually went off it did a few things:
1
--> It blew a hole right through a wall.
2 -->
It made the woman across the roads 12yr old Yorkshire terrier have a
heart attack.
3
--> And it made so much noise that It woke up the off-duty policeman
who also stayed nearby.
That night I must have broke the world land speed record.
Fuck the THRUST 3 I would have overtaken it...on the
outside! That night the police came to the door and asked
a whole load of questions, I was sure they were on to me
but in the local paper in the crime section it detailed that
they were looking for a callous vandal who blew a hole in
a wall and killed an old lady's ageing dog.
To this day no-one new it was me, although I think that
some probably suspected, and I have never even looked
at a firework since.
Anonymous
These stories were taken from the excellent FHM website(www.fhm.co.uk)I claim no credit for this story. I did not write it. If any of the authors want me to take down the story, I will. That said, enjoy!
