Last
night I decided to that it had had been a long time
since I had got really hammered. So I went to the pub and
had a few. On returning home rather merry I noticed an ex
girl friend going into the house opposite with her new boy
friend, so being a bit merry I decided to see how good an
aim I was with my 22 air rifle and aimed at their front
window, thinking that it would probably rattle the glass
and give then a shock.
However I underestimated the power of my rifle and blew
the front window in. This morning the police were looking
for a car involved in a drive by shooting!!
Anon, London
