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 Quotes From The Cornfield
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Corny Quotes and Corny Jokes all here on the wonderful field of corn!  
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Quotes just below
Quotes from the cornfield.
Slices of corn from the King Of Corn.
            When someone calls you a cow - just go .."mmmoooooo!"

        When someone says you're corny - just stand still and upright, like an ear of corn.

            A corn on a cob is worth less than 2 corns on a plate

            A corn on cob is worth alot less than a cornfield

            Corn is the best listener of all the foods... they have the most 'ears'

            A man's best friend is corn - its the best listener and never talks back.

            Never argue with corn, you'll get an 'earful'.

            Corn Tip of the lifetime - corn & peas are an excellent addition to any food.
 
            Look before you leap (into a cornfield).

            Refuse to lose - A good corn never dies.

            Next time someone calles you "yellow" take it as a compliment.

            Take my word for it, corned beef is the best kind of beef.
Korn sucks, corn rules!

            Corn corn corn, the more you eat the better you feel so let's have corn for every meal!

            Threaten someone with a fork and say "I'll fork you to death!"