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![:[why is this picture here?]:](images/i_pin.jpg)
:[why is there nothing on this site?]:
because i have, y'know, stuff to do. you should be grateful that i found time in my hectic schedule to do this much. also, be grateful there are no frames.
:[i see what you're trying to do with design of the site. you should use frames.]:
frames are satan.
:[can i put my fic here?]:
sure. just email it (in the body of an email, rather than as an attachment - my email account eats those). it's not like there's quality control or anything...
:[what sorts o' fic doest thou accept?]:
all sorts. again, desperation.
:[can a put a link to this site on my homepage?]:
of course, dahlink! just select a pretty banner from the appropriate page and do your html magic!
:[do you have an award that i can win?]:
oh, i see...as a matter of fact, the answer to that unsubtle query is "yes". it can be found here. it's very pretty.
:[isn't this just a spin-off of monkeychild?]:
of course not. this is entirely different and special. besides, angel is a much better series than buffy. in fact, now that obi/beru exists, i expect that monkeychild will begin to fill up with angst and tedious soldier-boys. not that obi/beru is a spin-off. nope.
:[what you listenin' to?]:
that's what the words at the bottom are for.
:[why couldn't you make a better site than this?]:
why are you such a bitch?
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if i had a chance i'd ask one to dance
