*Pick Up Lines*

...that really work!! hehe..

• Is that a keg in your pants?...cause I'd really like to tap that ass..
• If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, cause you're da shit
• Are you free tonight? Or do I have to pay?
• Cupid called. He said to tell you that he needs my heart back.
• I'm no Wilma Flinstone, but I can sure make your bed rock.
• Nice pair of legs, what time do they open?
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again?
• *Good one*--> That's a very becoming shirt on you, of course if I were on you, I'd be cumming too.
• Do you have any Irish in you?...want some?
• If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the asnwer to this question?
• Baby, if you were on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.
• If I were your sister, I'd believe in incest.
• If I followed you home, would you keep me?
• I just noticed you noticing me, and I just wanted to put you in notice that I noticed you too.
• I'm trying to determine through years of therapy and lost of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. Wanna help?
• I'm easy, are you?
• *grabs the person's ass* Is this seat taken?
• *licks finger, touches my shirt, then yours* How about we go get out of these wet clothes?
• You must be Jamaican, cause jamaican me crazy...
• I would use a cheesy pick up line on you, but you're way too smart for that. ;)
• If I made the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
• Let's name each of your leg's Christmas and Thanksgiving, and I'll visit between the holidays.
• Hi, do you want children? OK, can we just practice?
• Excuse me, but I'm doing a report on stamina. Would you be interested in finding the true meaning of that word?
• Do you believe in the hereafter?...Well, I guess you know what I'm here after...
• They call me MILK, cause I can do your body good.
• I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
• Wanna play house? You be the screen door, and I'll slam you all night long...
• Your dad must be a drug dealer, cause you're dope.
• If I sat next to you on a bus, would you get off?
• Um...this is so not all of my pick up lines..but i've already forgotten the ones i've put on here, and i'm too lazy to do anymore...so..sorry?
• ****MORE TO COME****

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