Think About It...

Read these..they're coo (yes i meant to leave the L off of cool)...they'll make ya think some

• Children in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children.
  
• Tell a man there is over 300 billion stars in the sky and he'll believe you, tell a man there is wet paint on a bench and he'll have to touch it to make sure.
  
• Two's a company, three's an orgy…
  
• Oliver Wendell Homes once attended a meeting in which he was the shortest man present. Dr. Holmes, quipped a friend, I should think you d feel rather small among us big fellows. I do, Retorted Holmes, I feel like a dime among a lot of pennies.
  
• Love is like a balloon-if you hold on too tight, it'll pop, and if you hold on too loosely, it'll fly Away.
  
• It's really amazing when two strangers become the best of friends, but it's really sad when the best of friends become two strangers.
  
• No God, No Life: Know God, Know Life
  
• God made men before women, but then you always make a rough draft before the final Masterpiece.
  
• Tell the truth- there's less to remember.
  
• Never judge a day by the weather.
  
• Life is like a drawing without an eraser.
  
• In the end, we will not remember the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
  
• Wrinkles merely indicate where smiles have been.
  
• Sometimes when you hold out for everything, you walk away with nothing.
  
• Sometimes you have to color out of the lines in order to create a masterpiece.
  
• It's better to love someone you can't have than have someone you can't love.
  
• Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our own wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
  
• Life is a mystery to be lived, not solved.
  
• Live for today, dream for tomorrow, and learn from yesterday.
  
• Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
  
• We can admire what we see, but we can only love what we truly know.
  
• You don't have to blow out anybody else candle to make yours shine brighter.
  
• Best friends are like diamonds, precious and rare False friends are like leaves, found everywhere.
  
• If you love something, set it free, if it comes back to you, it was meant to be.
  
• If there is a solution to the problem, then do not worry. And if there is no solution, there is no use in worrying.
  
• What most people need to learn, is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things.
  
• Smile because it happened, not because it's over.
  
• You don't know what you have until it's gone.
  
• It takes both rain and sunshine to make a rainbow.
  
• Reach for the moon, because if you don't make it, you'll still be among the stars.
  
• A heart is not a playing thing; a heart is not a toy, but if you want it broken, just give it to a boy!
  
• Successful people are lucky just ask any failure.
  
• Nothing is a frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about.
  
• The best way to predict the future is to create it.
  
• If you can't be kind, at least be vague.
  
• Intelligence is like underwear. We all should have it, but we shouldn't show it off.
  
• Problems are only opportunities with thorns.
  
• Would you rather fail in something you like or succeed in something you hate.
  
• To carry a grudge is like being stung to death by one bee.
  
• If the shoe fits, you're lucky.
  
• There are no shortcuts to anyplace worth going.
  
• Money is a good servant but a bad master.
  
• Talent is as talent does.
  
• Today s opportunities erase yesterday's failures
  
• An optimist stays up all night to see the New Year in. a pessimist stays up all night to make sure the old year leaves.
  
• Everything looks impossible for the people who never try.
  
• Sticks and stones only break bones. Words can shatter the soul.
  
• It isn't what happens to you in life, it is what you make of what happens to you.
  
• I don't want to fit in. I don't want to be different. I just want to be me.
  
• Learn to listen. Opportunity sometimes knocks very softly.
  
• You cannot always prevent people from speaking evil about you, but you can live so that their stories will be false.
  
• There are a lot of things in life I'm going to do that I'm going to regret, but that's better than regretting a lot of things that I'm never going to do.
  
• You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time.
  
• I'm not afraid of dying; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
  
• Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.
  
• Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette and I'm the only ashtray.
  
• Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
  
• In 3 words I can sum up everything I've learned in life: It goes on.
  
• The most inexpensive way to improve your looks is to smile.
  
• If you can't convince them, confuse them.
  
• A good answer is one that you think of later.
  
• Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway.
  
• Never underestimate the power of stupidity.
  
• What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is still alive?
  
• Whatever is begun in anger, ends in shame.
  
• Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space.
  
• Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
  
• He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who doesn't ask remains a fool forever.
  
• We have two ears and one mouth so we can listen twice as much as we speak.
  
• I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
  
• Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
  
• There are two theories about arguing with women. Neither one works.
  
• Be nice to your children, they will choose your nursing home.
  
• Whatever is begun in anger, ends in shame.
  
• An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.
  
• A day without sunshine is like night.
  
• Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
  
• If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
  
• If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
  
• If you try to fail, but instead you succeed, which have you done?
  
• Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
  
• Does the Little Mermaid wear algebra?
  
• How is it possible to have a civil war?
  
• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  
• If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
  
• If a man speaks in the forest and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
  
• Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive
  
• Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
  
• Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
  
• Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
  
• Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
  
• How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
  
• If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
  
• If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
  
• If nothing sticks to PAM, how does PAM stick to the pan?
  
• Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
  
• Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
  
• Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?
  
• You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
  
• Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
  
• Why do they call a TV set a TV set, if you only get one?
  
• Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
  
• If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil comes from?
  
• If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
  
• Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
  
• What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
  
• Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
  
• If fire fighters fight fires, and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
  
• How come wrong numbers are never busy?
  
• Did you ever wonder if Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  
• If you throw a cat out the window, is it considered kitty litter?
  
• Is there another word for thesaurus?
  
• If someone with multiple personalities tries to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
  
• Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
  
• When you're having a bad day, and it seems like everyone is trying to make you mad, just remember it takes 42 muscles to smile and only 4 to extend your middle finger and flip them off.
• Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
  
• If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
  
• Five out of four people still have trouble with fractions.
  
• If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with,"Quit while you're ahead?"
  
• Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
  
• What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
  
• Do old people read the Bible so much because they are cramming for their finals?
  
• Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor's office is full of paintings by Picasso.
  
• If bus station is where a bus stops and a train station is where a train stops... does work stop at a work station?
  
• If it's true that we are here to help 'others' -- then what exactly are the 'others' here for?
  
• Never forget that 'stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'.
  
• You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
  
• Clones are people two.
  
• If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
  
• No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning.
  
• As I said before, I never repeat myself!
  
• If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
  
• If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
  
• Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
  
• If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
  
• So what's the speed of dark?
  
• I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
  
• Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
  
• If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
  
• Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
  
• Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
  
• Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
  
• Should wives put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
  
  

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