FUNNY JOKES!








Q:Why do the trees in Milwaukee lean to the south?
A:Because Green Bay blows and Chicago sucks.

Q:What is the diffrence between a Packer fan and a baby?
A:The baby will stop whinning after awhile.

Q:Did you here about the Packer fan that died at a pie eating contest?
A:The cow kicked him in the head!

Q:What do you call a 350 pound Packer fan?
A:An anorexic!
Q:What do you call a beautiful girl in Green Bay?
A:A tourist.

Q:What do you call a blind date with aPacker Backer?
A:Brown-bagging it.

Q:What's the real reason that women from Green Bay can always keep their figures?
A:Hell, no one else wants them.

Q:What do you call a male Packer Backer in a room full of beautiful women?
A:Invisible.

Q:What do Packer Backers miss most about a great party?
A:The invitation

Q:What do you call a good looking woman with a PackerBacker?
A:A hostage

Q:Why do Packer fans smell so bad?
A:So blind people can hate them as well.

Q:What's the difference between Cheerios and the Green Bay Packers?
A:Cheerios belong in a Bowl.

Q:What's the difference between a porcupine and Lambeau Field?
A:The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

Q:Why is a piece of crap better than Favre's thumb?
A:It doesn't throw ints...

Q:Why cant Brett Favre get into his own driveway?
A:Someone painted and endzone on it.

Q:What does a hunter without a gun in the middle of a forest and Green Bay have in common?
A:Neither of them can stop the Bears

Q:What's the difference between the Packers and a cigerette machine?
A:You can get Players out of a cigerette machine.

Q:What docheeseheads and hemorrhoids have in common?
A:They're both a pain in the butt and never seem to go away completely.

Q:How do you circumsize a Packer Fan?
A:Kick his sister in the mouth

Q:How does a Packer fan find a sheep in the vast rolling hills of Wisconsin?
A:Satisfying!!!

Q:What do you call a packer fan with a sheep under his arm?
A:A pimp.

Q:Why does LambeauField have the new hybrid turf?
A:To keep the fans from grazing during the game.

Q:What do you call a sober Packer fan?
A:A liar.

Q:Why is the Bears quarterback unable to answer a telephone?
A:He can't find the receiver.

Q:What's wrong with Lambeau field?
A:There's too much Moss in the end zone!

Q:What's the difference between a dead Vikings lying in the road and adead Packers fan lying in the road?
A:There's skid marks in front of the Vikings fan.

Q:How do you save a drowning Packer fan?
A:Take your foot off his head.

Q:What do you call a beautiful girl in Green Bay?
A:A tourist.

Q:Why do Packer fans smell so bad?
A:So blind people can hate them as well.

Q:Why wasn't Jesus born in Green Bay?
A:Because godcouldn't find three wise men.

Q:What do you call it when the Packers wear purple?
A:Artificial intelligence.

Q:Why did Brett Favre get so excited after he finished his jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A:Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q:What's the difference between a cactus and Lambeau field?
A:On a cactus all the pricks are on the outside!

Q:Why did the Cheese headput a trash can at the alter during his wedding?
A:To keep the flies off his bride.

Q:What does a Wisconsin tornado have in common with a Cheese head going through a divorce?
A:Either way... someone's losing a trailer.

Q:How did the Packer fan die at the Pie eating contest?
A:HE GOT KICKED BY THE COW!!

Q:How did the packer fan die ice fishing?
A:He was run over by the zamboni machine.

Q:What's the difference between a porcupine and Lambeau Field?
A:The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

Q:Did you hear about the fire at the Packers' library facilities?
A:Both books were burned, and one of them had not even been colored in yet.

Q:What do cheeseheads and hemorrhoids have in common?
A:They're both a pain in the butt and never seem to go away completely.

Q:What's the sad part of a bus full of Packer fans going off a cliff?
A:There's an empty seat!

Q:Why is it a good idea to bring a Packer fan along to a Vikings game?
A:You can park in the handicap zone.

Q:How do we know the tooth brush was invented in Green Bay?
A:Because if it were invented anywhere else it would be called a TEETHbrush!

Q:What do you say to a drunken alcoholic who is passed out onyour car after a Packer game?
A:"May I have your autograph Mr. Favre?"

Q:Why are the winds in Minnesota predominately out of the West during football season?
A:Because Green Bay sucks!

Q:What doe's a Tampon and the packers have in common?
A:Only good for one period and they don't have a second string!!!

Q:How many people does it take to change a light bulb at Lambeau Field?
A:Three.One to change it and two to talk about how good the old one was.

Q:What do you call a Wisconsin girl that can run faster than her brothers?
A:A virgin.

Q:Why was the government thinking of sending Bret Favre to Iraq?
A:They were hoping he would overthrow Sadam Hussein.

Q:Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb Packer fan, and a smart Packer fan are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A:None of them. There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy or a smart Packer fan and the dumb Packer fan thought it was a gum wrapper.

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