The Frog

A lady was crossing a road one day
when a frog called out to her
and said,

"If you kiss me,
I'll turn into your dream guy."

She bent over, picked up the frog,
and put it in her purse.

The frog spoke up again and said,
"If you kiss me
and turn me back into a stud,
I will tell everyone how smart
and brave you are
and how you are my hero."

The lady took the frog out of her purse,
smiled at it,
and returned it to her purse.

The frog spoke up again
and said,
If you kiss me
and turn me back into a guy,
I will be your loving companion
for an entire month."

The lady took the frog
out of her purse,
smiled at it,
and returned it to her purse once more.

The frog then cried out,
"If you kiss me
and turn me back into a man,
I'll stay with you for a year
and do ANYTHING you want."

Again the lady took the frog
out of her purse,
smiled at it,
and returned it to her purse.

The frog then cried out,
"If you kiss me
and turn me back into a man,
I'll stay with you forever
and do ANYTHING you want."
Finally, the frog asked,

"What is the matter"
I've told you I'm a stud and flexible,
that I'll stay with you forever
and do anything you want.
Why won't you kiss me?"

The lady smiled and said,
"Look, I have a computer.
I don't have time for a man,
but a talking frog is cool."