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Here's how the money situation breaks down:

George is the Big Winner = $186.00
$200 + 36 - 50 (next year's ante) = $186
$186.00 - $50.00 form Vilk on 9/1 = $136.00

Pete Takes 2nd = $24.50
$90 + 34.50 - 50 (this year's ante) - 50 (next year's ante) = $24.50

*Johnson Takes Third = $27.00 towards next year's ante
$40 + 30 - 46 (this year's ante) = $27

*Bit = $30.00 towards next year's ante

*Werle = $2.50 towards next year's ante
$28.50 - 26 (this year's ante) = $2.50

*Ebert = $28.50 towards next year's ante

*Sutton = $37.00 towards next year's ante
$27.00 + $10.00 = $37.00 (Sutton owed $20 ante from this year. I applied that to my ante for his league + $10 to equal $30 for ante in his league)

*Maynard = paid $49.00
$76 (owed last year) - 27 (won this year) = $49

Ferdie = $102.00
$172 (from last year) + 25.50 (won this year) - 50 (next year's ante) = $147.50 - 45.50 sent 1/9/2003 = $102.00
$102.00 - 20.00 sent on 8/1/03 = $82.00
$82.00 - 50.00 from Maynard on 8/19/03 = $32.00

*Cooper = $2.00 towards next year's ante
$24.00 (won this year) - 22 (this year's ante)= $2.00

*Vilk = still owes $1.00
$22 (this year's ante) - 21 (won this year) = $1.00

*Jim Fricke = $29.00 towards next year's ante
$50.00 (next year's ante) - 21 (won this year) = $29.00

Rutledge = still owes $38.00
$50 (this year's ante) - 12 (won this year) = $38

*Tom Arnold = $9.00 towards next year's ante

An asterisk (*) means we are even...or paid off for this year.

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CHANGES TO COME 2003-04

The fifth year Kalamazoid FF League will see a new change. One thing I found that worked well was that in Sutton's league, I was able to pick up substitute players for my regulars on a bye week much easier. This league is even larger than his.

I just kept the same roster size Sandbox had when I made the switch. Sutton decided to make the roster maximum 17 players, not 20 like Sandbox had. This will make it easier to pick up players when injuries and bye-weeks happen. I will also make the draft shorter. So, look for that change next year.



NEW RULES SINCE THE SWITCH

1. One major problem in the past is that of QB hoarding. Everybody has been an offender of hoarding players, unfortunately, the same teams year after year seemed to get screwed. Those teams were usually the teams that couldn't pick up free agents AS injuries occured because they didn't watch games at their computer.

So, the first new rule is that I am implemating a limit on how many QB's can be on a team at any given time. There can be no more than three (3) STARTING QB's on a team at any given time. UNFORTUNATELY, I CAN'T BABYSIT EVERY TEAM ROSTER CONSTANTLY. THEY DON'T PAY ME ENOUGH. SO, I IMPLORE YOU ALL TO HELP OUT POLICING THE LEAGUE FOR VIOLATIONS.

2. Another step to reduce problems that occur for teams not at a computer on game day: Anyone wanting to pick up a free agent must go through me. So, I will lock all teams from picking up or dropping players. Including myself.

When a team wants to pick up a free agent, they must email me. It's probably smart not to post it in the message area. Email me in private. The team then has to wait until Tuesday at 1pm before that player is added to their roster.

If nobody else puts a claim, that player is yours after Tuesday at 1pm.

However, if somebody else puts in a claim before Tuesday, it goes to the team with the worst record. (at work our commish actually holds a blind auction, but I don't want to get into that). Note that the team worst record still has to wait Tuesday since another team could have an even worse record.

After Tuesday, at 1pm, all free-agents are "free game" until kick off of the first game. Once the first game kicks off, the league is once again on lock-down until Tuesday at 1pm. REGARDLESS IF I USE THE ACTUAL "LOCK" FEATURE ON THE WEBSITE, DON'T PICK UP A PLAYER DURING LOCK-DOWN!!!. DON'T BE A TURD!!!

Don't think this will give me an advantage. It's much better than having a league full of scavengers.







Kalamazoid FF League Money Rules:


1. The Money: The ante will be $50. That makes it a $700 purse. Not bad. Well, the whole $700 won't go to the top 3. There is a step to reduce the problem of teams "giving up" when the season nears the end and the owner knows he can't place in the top 3.

Each team that wins a game will be awarded $3.00. Since there are 14 teams in the league, and 7 teams will win each week, that means $21 will be taken out of the purse each week. 17 weeks X $21 = $357 to be taken out total leaving $343 left over to split with the top 3. 1st place gets $200. 2nd place gets $90 and third gets $40. Remember, that's on top of the money you've accumulated from your wins. So, if the first place team has a 14-2 record, they would collect $42 on top of the $200 they won for taking first.

After the first season, when some teams didn't change their line-ups in the last weeks, some of us got screwed from that lack of effort since we needed the team with the poor record to win. Now, even teams with poor records still have something to keep their interest.

2001-2002 K-zoid FF IV League Standings

Below is a chart of how much money is won with each win and payment status. Remember, the money you win actually is coming back to you from your $50 ante. The money won is added to your prize money if you place in the top three of the league...otherwise, you just collect the money you have won for the wins.

Team Owner Win/Loss Points Money Paid Money Owed This Season's Earnings
Every Damn Time George Patalinghug 12-5 1663 $50 $00 $36
Poontown Play-ahs Peter Dann 11-5-1 1460.50 $00 $50 $34.50
MJ and the Underdogs Mike Johnson 11-6 1391.50 $4 $46 $33
The Tripods Matt Buettner 10-7 1540.50 $50 $00 $30
NWO (New Werle Order) Mike Werle 9-7-1 1510 $24 $26 $28.50
The Wrath of Eeb Dan Ebert 9-7-1 1331 $50 $00 $28.50
Am Not Sissies Jon Sutton 9-8 1539 $30 $20 $27
Longhaired Leaping Gnomes Craig Maynard 9-8 1424 $0 $76 $27
Zenith Ferdinand Patalinghug 8-8-1 1236 $50 $00 $172+25.50
Coopinators Mike Cooper 8-9 1282 $18 $22 $24
Shrapnel Gatherers Jim Wilkins 7-10 1438 $18 $22 $21
Big Jilm Jim Fricke 7-10 1253 $50 $00 $21
Lay Street Lovers Eric Rutledge 4-13 1425 $00 $50 $12
Tom's Bitchslappers Tom Arnold 3-14 1084 $50 $00 $9





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