C'YA, JERK!
by Andy Zarowny

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Night 24 at Camp Forza and Sierra is moaning the blues.  Her only ally,
Brendan, got blind-sided at Tribal Council.  Everybody, except her, voted
him off.  She feels totally friendless and knows that she is the next target.
She asks the rest if they can at least make the next few days tolerable for
her?  Sierra then tells Coach that she did not want to vote against him.  But
he reminds her that she did, and this is "… war.  It's kill or be killed."

Day 25 and Coach is doing his morning meditation thing.  He feels at total
peace now that he eliminated his powerful foe, Brendan.  Victory belongs
to Coach and he is relishing it.  Sierra continues her whine-baby tour, this
time with Debbie.  But Debbie scolds Sierra for her mistake of being too
dependent on Brendan.  Sierra then seeks absolution from Tyson, but he
offers none.  He tells her that she simply is not trustworthy and she is the
next to go.

It's time for the Reward Challenge.  Two teams of four will race to collect
four large puzzle pieces.  Basically large boards with a bunch of holes
in them.  Once getting all four, align the boards such that you can see
a set of vowels through the holes.  Use the vowels and seven consonants
to spell a four word phrase, "You've Won A Feast".    Winners get a
feast at a local village and get to watch a native form of martial art.  They
also get to send one from the losing team to exile.

The teams are Coach, Stephen, Taj and Sierra (Team Black) versus Tyson,
JT, Erinn and Debbie (Team Red).  Red Team gets an early lead thanks to
JT's speed.  They get their four boards first and begin aligning them.  But
Black gets their fourth and tries to get the pieces properly aligned to no
effect.  Red gets their vowels and solve the phrase quickly.  They select
Stephen to be exiled.  Jeff chides Coach about how all of his crazy life
experiences doing him little good.  LOL!

The winners arrive at the village and find a huge feast.  They load up on the
food and make pigs of themselves in front of their hosts.  Debbie is touched
by seeing the local children, and misses her own.  She plays with the kids.
The villagers put on a demonstration and encourage Team Red to dance
with them.  They do so, but soon get sick since they had eaten so much.
Erinn loses her cookies, and whatever else she had wolfed down, and feels
awful.  At Exile Sand Dune, Stephen discovers Clue #7, which means that
there is no replacement idol for the one Brendan had.

Day 26 at Forza and Sierra is now into Day 2 of her whining marathon.  She's
talking with Debbie again who once more scolds her for the bad choices
made.  Erinn throws in her two cents which sends Sierra over the edge.
She starts crying and vents how Erinn is the untrustworthy one.

Day 27 and it's Day 3 of Sierra's whining marathon.  This time she tries
convincing Coach that she deserves a second chance.  But Coach instead
preaches Code Bushido.  He tells her to do the honorable thing and fall
on her sword and accept fate.  She whines how she doesn't want to go
before the evil Erinn.  Coach actually starts to feel sorry for her.

It's raining cats and dogs during the Immunity Challenge.  Survivor Shuffle-
board is the game.  Each player gets three pucks to slide on a huge map
of the area.  The one with the puck closest to the 'X' mark wins.  Jeff then
offers a twist.  Those who feel safe may opt out and eat pizza instead!  He
hands out rocks for people to vote.  Stephen, JT and Coach decide to eat
food.  This irritates Tyson.

During Round One, Taj winds up closest, but is still far away from the
marker.  After Round Two, Tyson is very close to the mark thanks to a
bump from Taj.  He leads off Round Three and gets his last puck even
closer.  Erinn wastes her last shot, as does Taj.  Sierra knocks Tyson
away and takes the lead spot.  It's all up to Debbie.  She aims and slides
her puck.  It bumps Sierra's and Debbie wins immunity!

Back at camp, everyone, except Sierra, congratulates Debbie.  Tyson is
looking forward to watching Sierra cry some more  when she's voted off.
Is this guy a jerk, or what?  He guesses her parents must love her and
feels sorry for her boyfriend, *IF* she has one.  Good Grief!  Taj, Erinn
and Stephen discuss using this opportunity to boot Tyson.  Stephen talks
with JT about it, but JT is still in favor of booting Sierra.  He does not
trust her at all.  JT then chats with Coach who reinforces his commitment
to the "Warrior Alliance" of JT, Tyson, Stephen and he. 

At Tribal Council, Brendan takes a seat as the first member of The Jury.
Sierra starts things off about how she knows she's going to be voted off.
Tyson feels safe, he trusts his alliance.  Sierra and Tyson bicker as she
tries once again to explain her choices.  She says she's voting to boot
Tyson since he is such a threat.  Coach speaks again of the nobility of
his Warrior Alliance.  He's proud of getting Brendan voted off and trusts
his allies completely.

It's time to vote.  We see Tyson and Coach cast votes against Sierra, who
follows through with her promise and votes for Tyson.  She holds her
ballot to Uncle Cameraman and says to Tyson, "You're a jerk!"  LOL!  Jeff
grabs the ballot box and reads the votes.  It's 5 to 3 against Tyson!  The
third vote against Sierra was from Debbie, the rest booting Tyson.  From
the Jury Box, Brendan grins as Tyson gets his torch snuffed out.

SPOILERS:  Coach and Debbie try to rally the old Timbira tribe to stand
against the members of Jalapao who now are in control.

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