(Untitled) Episode #1

Last updated on February 28, 1998
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Air Date: Week of February 8, 1998

Summary: Opening

Jimmy Crane, the new host of the show, experiences technical difficulties.

A person ignores a sign that reads "Actors are wild animals, and as such, are unpredicable. Approach with caution." and lingers to long, looking at them. Seeing an audience, they break into Shakespearean silliloquies, and pursue the person as she tries to get away.

This week's weekly poll question: Which technical institute are you planning to go to after finishing university so that you can get a real job? Warren, the person asked, explains that he already is employed, in the essay-writing business.

A melancholy individual in a bar explains that his girlfriend of a year dumped him for another guy, namely Kermit, who is seen strutting down the street smoking with the melancholy individual's former girlfriend.

Jimmy lesson on getting babes focuses on pick-up lines.

In a supermarket, the actors are trying to retain their audience.

The Black Knight and his minions surround King Gregor's castle, and "Robin Hood" meets and untimely fate.