| Protagonist | Bongo Catskill |
| Disposition | Scrupulous to Unprincipled Hero |
| Tragic Flaw | Womanizer. Led around by his pants. |
| Comedic Flaw | Can't do anything well when trying to be suave. |
| Tagline | I'm Bongo Catskill......I'm here to save the world. |
| Background | Raised in a small town in the South of Texas, Catskill has honed his many action-hero skills by studying Batman and Spiderman. Among his studies of contemporary action heroes, he helped co-author a book that gives very specific details on how to handle very bad situations. In college he pursued studies in action-hero physics. Excelling in his studies, he became arrogant, and rightfully so, but fell into to a nasy habit of habitual womanizing. Towards the end of his college career he noticed a rising star in evil world politics, Zak. After watching Zak piece together his world dominance, Catskill is formulating a plan to keep democracy flourishing. Although he is still victim to his womanizing ways, he is drawn to take on his arch-nemesis, Zak... |
| Antagonist | Zak (Last name dropped because he is so damn evil.) |
| Disposition | Evil. Very evil. Inordinately evil. |
| Tragic Flaw | Family man. Bound to his wife and child. |
| Comedic Flaw | Verbose. Garrulous. Uses more words than necesarry. Poorly timed dramatic......pauses. |
| Tagline | You'll rue the day! |
| Background | Raised in a predominantly German, hill-country town in Central Texas, Zak has always had a chip on his shoulder for being left out of things because he was Irish. Inspired by this discrimination and his want to become a benevolent dictator, he has become the most evil of dictators, especially when dealing with the Germans. His career began as he studied international government and added a perversely evil touch to all of his studies. He graduated with his undergraduate degree in evil political science and went on to earn his Ph.D. in the same subject. Armed with his intellect, wit and his self-authored pamphletA Guide to Being an Totalitarian Overlord, he is ready to deal with anything, except for his wife. |
Catskill, tired after a long day of mission briefings and a longer night of womanizing, stumbles up toward his room. As per Bond movie, and unbeknownst to our hero, there is a henchMAN hiding in the room. Catskill, being the suave guy he is, tries to kick the door open but fails and stubs his toe followed by cursing a blue streak. After he gets his wits about him, Catskill decides to use the key to open the door. As the door opens the hero discovers the henchMAN.Well, this is what I've come up with so far, kinda pathetic given the delay between announcement and a portion of the product, but it's a start. Enjoy.&ldquo I've been expecting you, Mr. Catskill,&rdquo henchMAN Bob says in a distinctly Austro-Hungarian accent.
Catskill, thinking that he may, or may not, have heard about these henchMEN in that inconvenient time before his womanizing, throws on a disarming smile and says, &ldquo Well Bob, if I said I was expecting to see you, I'd be lying. So put'er there.&rdquo
&ldquo How'd you know my name?&rdquo
&ldquo I saw the name tag&rdquo
After realizing the folly of the name tag and being disarmed by Catskill's disarming smile, the two men approach for a gentlemen's handshake. Catskill puts a crushing grip on Bob's hand and wrenches Bob's arm behind his back and prepares to interrogate.
After realizing that he is pretty much screwed, Bob, thinks back what to do when being interrogated by the MICFBIA's greatest spy. Unfortunately, he took a blow to the head earlier that night, from a foul ball at his sons little league game, and can't tell his left thumb from his right index finger.
Catskill cuts to the chase...
