CHILDHOOD GERBIL COLLECTION is slower than a dead tortoise

Well well. Now I've done away with the blather that occupied this space, I've got the chance to tell you YES YOU that CGC has been granted not-really-exclusive rights to access the fairly regular diary of Dr Cornelius Fish. One day he will preside over us lowly human beings, and when that day comes I'll be glad I promised to share his infinite wisdom with you ugly lot. Spare me, my liege! PRAISE BE TO DR FISH!!!

COMING SOOOOOOOOOON!!!! I'm just putting the finishing touches to a new article, so far entitled 'The Stench Of Corpses' or something like that. It's about zombies! And JFK!

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UPDATED (sort of) 27th mARcHHHHH 20O3!!!
PANIC TRAMP
FOOD OF THE GODS PART 3!!!
RAWHEAD REX review
SOME SORT OF FREAK CD review & GUEST BOOK!!!!!

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Some of the music and film reviews also appear on my (somewhat) more serious site BABYCORE, check it out now, he's the funky soild bother...

MUSIC yes please

Some Sort Of Freak CD review - grunge monkeys get jiggy wid it
CARDBOARD DEAD BOY CD Review - that's me, that is
ATOMSMASHER CD review - noise is now spelt 'fantastic'

Films and Games doing it for the kids

RAWHEAD REX - film review (cert.15) - Pure Plastic Headed Horror
The Thing - game review - shit scary shape-shifting shenanigans

Other Stuff yes indeed

PANIC TRAMP
### FOOD OF THE GODS part 3 ###
FURY BABY loves his calcium
angry bob seethes with pain
JOHNNY'S HALLOWEEN INTERVIEWS!!!
Problem Page Part 5
Problem Page Part 6
Something For The Ladies!
### DONKEY PICNIC ###
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***ARCHIVES - as if you care