<8:02 AM> This answers one of my previous posts. The AYBABTU phenomenon has proliferated faster than those fake, nude Britney Spears pictures. An internet success story!
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<7:04 PM> Something tells me it won’t be long before movie producers try to sign OJ Simpson and Gary Coleman to star in a porno remake of the 1988 Arnold Schwartzeneger and Danny DeVito movie, Twins.
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<8:47 AM> There is one TV show which I find consistently good, week after week, Macolm in the Middle. And, I really enjoyed this show when it was on.
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<8:24 AM> Can someone explain this "all your base are belong to us" phenomenon to me? I'm seeing that sentence everywhere!
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<8:20 AM> This story ought to make you think twice about internet dating!
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<7:37 AM> Song I woke up to this morning:
Wish You Were Here" by Pink Floyd

We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears.
Wish you were here.
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<11:38 AM> It's Not Polite to Point
I guess this is a good thing if your balls get itchy.
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<5:08 PM> Internet on Cable
I just got the internet on cable and I like it. It only takes a few minutes to download MP3's, compared to the 20 - 30 minutes it would take with my dial-up connection. Now, I just need a burner.
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<6:54 PM> Urinal Etiquette
No self-respecting man should ever use a stall to take a piss. Unless of course, all the stalls are taken and there's a huge line up. However, If you are one of those men who pees in stalls, when perfectly good urinals are available, then this site is for you.
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<6:44 PM> When you just can't wait!
Not quite sure why a woman would need this or this. However, these I can understand!
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<5:53 PM> From an email I received this morning: Use your mouse to control the condom.
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<7:47 AM> To Do list:
6:00 AM – Wake up
8:00 AM – Drive kids to school
8:30 AM – Go to work
5:00 PM – Drive home
6:00 PM – Have dinner with wife and kids
10:00 PM – Go to bed
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<5:09 AM> I Found My Calling
My company is downsizing so I've begun searching for jobs on the web. I've searched in vain for that right job on Workopolis and Monster. I would browse through the hundreds of jobs that would be displayed for my search criteria - never finding one that matched my career needs. That is until I stumbled upon this site.
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<6:42 AM> Real Men Don't Eat Quiche?
I spent the whole night on the throne with the runs. Don't know what to blame it on - the two quiche lorraines, the two ice cream sandwiches or the bagel with cream cheese that made up last night's supper. Regardless, my butt is sore and I can't get to sleep.
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